The audience members will be suspended above the stage in a giant net and rotated...Then every seat will be a good seat, except for the people at the bottom of the net...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space