Oh, theatrediva, you're so pithy and humorous in your tattoo jealously. I know, you want something fun and cool but can't think of anything because you have a stick so far up your bum it's inhibiting your creativity. Maybe you should replace the stick with a tattoo gun and solve both problems at once.
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"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck