This is off-subject but a real laugh. Years ago I took two friends to see a movie in London England at the Odeon. The theater was totalyy emptty. We sat down. The usher came in and made us move to the seats that were printed on our tickets.
In a totally empty theatre.
We saw the show alone. No other patrons. Halfway through, my friend said "F*CK it" and moved back to the other seat. The usher came back in. My friend glowered at him and the kid backed off.
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