But, what the heck?
LEGALLY SHREK
?
Me on AIM:
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i've been thinking about shrek all morning
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Donkey is gonna be like
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a gazelle from Lion King
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Dragon is gonna be like Ursula, on roller blades
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Shrek is gonna be like this big plastic suit
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with one of those electronically opening and closing mouths
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omg
randomperson
what are they thinking, seriously
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and they will have a title song where shrek sings about being Shrek
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"I tried to be a prince / I tried to be your dream / But I'm a wreck / I'm just shrek"
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just like that!
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then Donkey sings the Shrek Remix to get him to go after Fiona
randomperson
you're too much
b3ta07
it's GONnA happen ry
put. the pipe. down.
Tell that to the producers and backers...
I tried to be a prince / I tried to be your dream / But I'm a wreck / I'm just shrek
Oh, it's like Legally blonde, but green intead of pink..and I though I had too much time on my hands. :S
Wow, you're lame.
As for Shrek, I have a little more faith and respect for the creative team (if not the source material) to at least hope there may be a possibility of their reinventing the material and finding something original and stage-worthy in there. I'll wait to see SOMETHING before trashing it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/07
Wait? I trashed it? Where? Excuse me for making light of the slightly formulaic plot and trying to have a little fun...
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