Profile for Flash-In-The-Pan

It WILL be recorded. They're finalizing the score first. The Broadway transfer, however, will only happen if the Arena production gets an incredible response.

And you know that, HOW exactly?

Wow, you're lame. As for Shrek, I have a little more faith and respect for the creative team (if not the source material) to at least hope there may be a possibility of their reinventing the material and finding something original and stage-worthy in there. I'll wait to see SOMETHING before trashing it.

Allvocal -- Who did you play in the Shrek workshop? Tell me it was Gingy - my favorite!

Worst Jukebox Musical The Times They Are A-Changin’ Best Financial Flop The Lieutenant of Inishmore Best Critical Flop High Fidelity Worst Flop Lestat Best Off-Broadway [title of show] Show Which Most Deserved that Broadway Transfer The Lieutenant of Inishmore Best Male Debut Bob Martin as Man in Chair- Drowsy Chaperone Best Female Debut Lauren Ambrose as Hennie Berger - Awake and Sing Best Male Breakthrough Performance Bill Nighy as Olivar Lucas - Vertical Hour Best Female Breakthrough Perfo...

"Perhaps we should start a rule where people cannot comment on how good or bad a show is without actually having SEEN the show. This might sound crazy to some people but if you think about it- it makes complete sense." You know, I've thought about it...and it still doesn't make sense. How could we possibly enforce that rule? This is a public message board, not the security check at Customs. I suppose we could rely on the good hearts and generous souls of everyone who posts here and work on th...

1. Landscape of the Body 2. Rabbit Hole 3. Grey Gardens 4. Lieutenant of Inishmore 5. Awake and Sing 6. Company 7. Seven Guitars 8. Based on a Totally True Story 9. Hedda Gabler (BAM) 10. Mother Courage

Okay, I'll play your game... Best Jukebox Musical - Jersey Boys Worst Jukebox Musical - Times They Are A Changin' Best Show Which Flopped, Financially - Lieutenant of Inishmore Best Show Which Flopped, Critically - High Fidelity Worst Flop - Festen Show Which Most Deserved that Broadway Transfer - Grey Gardens Best off-Broadway Show - Landscape of the Body Best Broadway Debut Male - Bill Nighy, Vertical Hour Best Broadway Debut Female - Lauren Ambrose, Awake and Sing Best Break-through Perfor...

Yes, David Lindsay-Abaire.

Some Plays Now A Streetcar Named Oprah Cat on a Hot Tin Oprah Who's Afraid of Oprah? Long Day's Journey into Oprah And from this Season... The Oprah Boys Shining Oprah The Lieutenant of Oprah Oprah Hole

Live with Amy Spanger Sleep with Alan Cumming Throw Mandy Patinkin off a cliff GEORGE GRIZZARD ALEC BALDWIN BEN GAZARRA

Double post - sorry

COCKTAILS Sweeney Rum Toddys APPETIZERS Crabcake and Sing Vampire LeFlat Breads Hot Beet salad ENTREES Pajama Game Hen Chaperoni Pizza Rabbit - whole Caine Mutiny Pork Martial DESSERTS Bridge and Funnel Cake Fondue in a Thunderbird Barefoot in the Dark Chocolate Tarzan Marzipan Three Layers of Rain Cake Jersey Boysenberry Pie

Honestly, why bother arguing or trying to enlighten Muscle? The boy is clearly not very bright. His tastes run to Bombay Dreams and Barefoot in the Park. What else do you need to know? He is simply not capable of appreciating anything remotely nuanced or intellectually challenging. All you need to do is read ANY of his previous posts or reviews and that fact becomes glaringly clear. No offense, Muscle, but it's a fact. You're very young, kinda shallow, and a little dim. Three Days of Rain, wh...

Caine Mutiny is a revival of a very old play, so it won't be in the Best Play category.

You know what? I love trouble, so let's give them something to talk about. I'll meet you tomorrow at noon by that statue in Central Park where they filmed that scene from Step Mom. I'll be wearing my hooker outfit and you can dress up like Richard Gere. We'll grab a room and get Closer. I'll flash you my Mona Lisa smile, and you'll tell me some confessions of a dangrous mind. It'll be hot. You'll coo over my Notting Hills and we'll get down to some full frontal. I know everyone says I love yo...

"Tonya, you're REALLY getting through to me. I feel a REAL connection with you. Perhaps you'd like to meet up for a few drinks and a nibble. We can discuss the nuances of Julia Roberts performance in Oceans Twelve. Perhaps I'll nuzzle your neck before dessert is served." Ew. I just threw up a little in my mouth. Tonya

Aw, nobody seems to want to play this game. I'll give it a go though... How about Norbert Leo Butz and Ana Gasteyer. I'd go see that show. Tonya

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Tonya

"Tonya, do you have any idea what it's like to be the smartest, most discerning person in the room? OF COURSE, you don't and that's okay, honey." Dearest Kindness - Most of the smart, discerning people I know don't make their point known through crass insults and ridicule. Genuinely smart and discerning peple don't pose and preen and snap their fingers in other people's faces and call them "honey" in a condescendingly arch manner. You're a caricature - a joke - a cliche we've seen a hundred t...