I was next to him in PAX Whole Foods and he was very polite and we made small talk about what sandwiches were good. I didn't treat him like a celebrity and he was very sweet.
That's when I thought, "I'd tap that!" He's adorable.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello