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Three Little Words...

Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:32am

No, not those three. What are the three little words no broadway lover ever wants to hear? I was thinking maybe...

Theme Park Musical

Starring Paris Hilton

Reality Musical Theatre

I guess Lyrics by Eminem would be pretty terrifying too.

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:35am

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 9:37am

Haha. *kudos*

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:35am

"Sponsored by FOX," yikes! Are people still talking about putting "live" commercials at intermissions? God I hope not.

Oh, and:

Harry Potter Musical

*runs for cover*

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:51am

New Jukebox Musical

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 5:49pm

Rosie O'donnel Singing.
Ew.

"I'm thinking about how if you took the W in answer, and the H in ghost, and the extra A in aardvark, and the T in listen, you could keep saying WHAT but no one would ever hear you because the whole word would be silent." Please support BC/EFA at goodsearch.com! Search for anything, and your charity will get a cent!

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 5:53pm

Cats: The Sequel
Jersey Boys Closes
Wicked-Themed Restaurant
Tarzan Runs Forever
Bjork's Broadway Debut!

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 5:56pm

oh i could see Björk on Broadway. she'd make a wicked Christmas Eve.

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 5:59pm

I personally like him, but many of you don't, so:

Andrew Lloyd Webber

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:43pm

A shiver went down my spine when I read Cats: The Sequel. No, seriously.

Disney Sweeps Tonys
Rihanna. Just Rihanna.
Cerveris Grows Hair

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#11

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:50pm

Bahaha, Cerveris Grows Hair.

I love it.

"Cages or wings, which do you prefer?"-- Tick, Tick...BOOM!

#12

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:51pm

Hasselhoff Sings Sondheim

Poster Emeritus

#13

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:53pm

^ Good one!

Avenue Q Closes

Phantom Runs Forever

#14

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:54pm

Dracula the Revival

Poster Emeritus

#15

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 7:59pm

Federline: The Musical!

Stop looking at my charisma.

#16

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:04pm

Lane Plays Hamlet

Poster Emeritus

#17

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:06pm

Lloyd-Webber Strip Tease

Stop looking at my charisma.

#18

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:09pm

Scary Spice Returns!

::ducks and covers::

Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:13pm

Candide. Rewritten. Again.

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:43pm

Starring Hillary Duff

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Based on the Movie.

Starring David Hasselhof.

"The only way we live beyond our lives is to connect and carve ourselves into the souls of those we love." -Little Fish

#21

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 8:45pm

High School Musical

"I'll show you a laughgasm. I'll gasm all over this stage!"
"Interesting choice"

#22

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:04pm

Sondheim Has Stroke.

:X

#23

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:10pm

I think SarahBeth won this one.

thats the ultimate!

You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl

"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor

"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl

"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott

#24

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:13pm

Fo sho.

How about Sweeney Todd: On Ice
ok so it's four words but still, can you imagine?

"I'll show you a laughgasm. I'll gasm all over this stage!"
"Interesting choice"

Updated On: 8/11/06 at 10:13 PM

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Posted: 8/11/06 at 10:26pm

Starring Britney Spears.

"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you." - Maya Angelou

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