No, not those three. What are the three little words no broadway lover ever wants to hear? I was thinking maybe...
Theme Park Musical
Starring Paris Hilton
Reality Musical Theatre
I guess Lyrics by Eminem would be pretty terrifying too.
Sponsored by FOX
Featured Actor Joined: 1/5/04
"Sponsored by FOX," yikes! Are people still talking about putting "live" commercials at intermissions? God I hope not.
Oh, and:
Harry Potter Musical
*runs for cover*
New Jukebox Musical
Broadway Star Joined: 4/6/06
Rosie O'donnel Singing.
Ew.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
Cats: The Sequel
Jersey Boys Closes
Wicked-Themed Restaurant
Tarzan Runs Forever
Bjork's Broadway Debut!
oh i could see Björk on Broadway. she'd make a wicked Christmas Eve.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
I personally like him, but many of you don't, so:
Andrew Lloyd Webber
A shiver went down my spine when I read Cats: The Sequel. No, seriously.
Disney Sweeps Tonys
Rihanna. Just Rihanna.
Cerveris Grows Hair
Bahaha, Cerveris Grows Hair.
I love it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
^ Good one!
Avenue Q Closes
Phantom Runs Forever
Broadway Star Joined: 10/23/05
Federline: The Musical!
Broadway Star Joined: 10/23/05
Lloyd-Webber Strip Tease
Scary Spice Returns!
::ducks and covers::
Candide. Rewritten. Again.
Starring Hillary Duff
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Based on the Movie.
Starring David Hasselhof.
High School Musical
I think SarahBeth won this one.
thats the ultimate!
Fo sho.
How about Sweeney Todd: On Ice
ok so it's four words but still, can you imagine?
Starring Britney Spears.
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