Ugh.
Well there's a show to skip.
The fact that a marginally talented "star" [and I use the term loosely] gets to sing one of the great title songs in all of musical theatre really lowers the bar for this production.
That means a pet [aka someone cheap who is pals with the queers who run Encores] will get the role of Cora like Debra Monk, Karen Ziemba, or Kate Burton.
God forbid they should spend money to get a star for the part. How about Liza? Meryl? Glenn Close? Shirley MacLaine?
Someone equally dull will be Hapgood: Brian Stokes Mitchell?
Do you know what happens when you let Veal Prince Orloff sit in an oven too long?