Actually now that you mention it, I would LOVE to see Brooke Shields do it. There's no way I can listen to Harvey tell bad jokes for 3 hours, or watch Hugh gloat in his own beauty again, or even watch Matthew and Nathan act like jackasses. Brooke might not be the best choice to bring in ratings, but no more or less than Hugh, etc. Someone mentioned the "Q" gang do it with their puppets - I think that would be the single most irritating event of my life. Speaking of shows with people hosting in character, I would absolutely LOVE to see the tonys hosted by Little Sally and Officer Lockstock - how marvelous would it be if they hosted the Tonys even though their show closed over a year ago? Plus, they're ALWAYS funny. But again, ratings...
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson