Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/15/06 at 10:00pm

Has this been done before? Combine the lyrics/or lines from two famous musicals so they read as one sentence.

I'll start with an easy one.

"Mary, please don't go now and leave me."

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:07am

"One singular sensation: I say it every day."

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:42am

This Is The Moment/I Must Have Her

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:39pm

"Shipoopie, surrender to the music of the night"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:42pm

Bring On the Men/It's Time

Updated On: 9/16/06 at 02:42 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:48pm

In Some Little World/Addie's At it Again

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:53pm

Shall we dance, Billy?

[inlovewithjerryherman]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 5:49pm

"Like the heroes bold in the books I read, along came...Johanna..."

this is a weird game

[ChrisLovesShows]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:01pm

inlovewithjerryherman, just seeing someone quote a lyric from a Jerome Kern song (sadly, a experience that keeps getting more and more rare) made my day. OK, back to the game....
Didn't mean to jack the thread.

[mygfdontliveincanada]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:08pm

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with s*** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of Oklahoma.

[Mtay156]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:18pm

Wicked Cats!

[2]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:28pm

"Shipoopie, surrender to the music of the night"
Major LOL!!

When will the flames, at last, consume us in daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.

[mygfdontliveincanada]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:21pm

See that tragically beautiful girl? The one in the chair? I'll hold it up and drop it on your face, my buddy.

Man I'm in a weird mood today.

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:36pm

"He's the biggest blame Jellicle cat!"

"The internet is for porn that I read as a girl on the toilet."

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:39pm

"Didn't mean to jack the thread."

That sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:43pm

The internet is for porn that I read as a girl on the toilet."

I laughed way too long at that one.

This is a very strange, yet hilarious, thread.

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 12:07am

High on a hill was a girl named Maria.

[TheEnchantedHunter]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 1:28am

"Locked in the bathroom with Peyton Place, they call the wind Maria."






Pussy Galore
Hammersmith, London

[thevolleyballer]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 1:36am

"I've given you pot ash, you've given me p*ssy again!"
"You can't stop the pickle in the brine."
"You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have tits and ass."

The only good ones involve vulgarity. It's at times like these I really feel my youth. :)

[OnMyWay]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 3:00am

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with s*** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of Oklahoma. "

This is the funniest thing ever. I dislike OK.

[mygfdontliveincanada]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 4:04am

OnMyWay,

Thanks for the compliment. Hopefully this one amuses just as much...

"When you're down and out and everyone thinks you're finished, that's the time to stand on your two feet and shout, "YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF MISS BALTIMORE CRABS!"

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 5:13am

He's here talking to you, Dolly.

(Miss Saigon's Engineer/Hello Dolly!)

[TheEnchantedHunter]

Posted: 9/17/06 at 8:48am

Still, I'll stick it till I'm on a bill/
popping pussies into pies.








Amelie Helie
Belleville, Paris

[Julian2]

Posted: 9/18/06 at 12:08am

Your a naughty bad man and you'll never get away from me!

OR
For all my fellow HermanHeads

Your a naughty bad man, Mrs. S. L. Jacobowsky!

[SueSnell]

Posted: 9/18/06 at 1:20am

Will everyone here kindly step to the rear- it looks to me, dear, like you've got plenty there to push.


(HOW NOW DOW JONES and SWEENEY TODD)