Two Musicals/One Sentence

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Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/15/06 at 10:00pm

Has this been done before? Combine the lyrics/or lines from two famous musicals so they read as one sentence.

I'll start with an easy one.

"Mary, please don't go now and leave me."

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:07am

"One singular sensation: I say it every day."

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re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:42am

This Is The Moment/I Must Have Her

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re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:39pm

"Shipoopie, surrender to the music of the night"

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re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:42pm

Bring On the Men/It's Time

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Updated On: 9/16/06 at 02:42 PM

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:48pm

In Some Little World/Addie's At it Again

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re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 2:53pm

Shall we dance, Billy?

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 5:49pm

"Like the heroes bold in the books I read, along came...Johanna..."

this is a weird game

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:01pm

inlovewithjerryherman, just seeing someone quote a lyric from a Jerome Kern song (sadly, a experience that keeps getting more and more rare) made my day. OK, back to the game....
Didn't mean to jack the thread.

"Do you know ChrisLovesShows?" "Yes. Why, yes he does!"

#10

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:08pm

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with s*** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of Oklahoma.

#11

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:18pm

Wicked Cats!

#12

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 6:28pm

"Shipoopie, surrender to the music of the night"
Major LOL!!

When will the flames, at last, consume us in daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.

#13

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:21pm

See that tragically beautiful girl? The one in the chair? I'll hold it up and drop it on your face, my buddy.

Man I'm in a weird mood today.

#14

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:36pm

"He's the biggest blame Jellicle cat!"

"The internet is for porn that I read as a girl on the toilet."

#15

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:39pm

"Didn't mean to jack the thread."

That sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#16

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:43pm

The internet is for porn that I read as a girl on the toilet."

I laughed way too long at that one.

This is a very strange, yet hilarious, thread.

One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...

It was awesome. - theaterkid1015

#17

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 12:07am

High on a hill was a girl named Maria.

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#18

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 1:28am

"Locked in the bathroom with Peyton Place, they call the wind Maria."

Pussy Galore
Hammersmith, London

#19

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 1:36am

"I've given you pot ash, you've given me p*ssy again!"
"You can't stop the pickle in the brine."
"You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have tits and ass."

The only good ones involve vulgarity. It's at times like these I really feel my youth. :)

#20

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 3:00am

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with s*** and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of Oklahoma. "

This is the funniest thing ever. I dislike OK.

"People that excel in the arts understand that the journey is the reward...the result an added bonus. Every day I act or train is a blessing and a dream come true. If Broadway beckons so be it. I have a personal definition of success that is unshakable by a possibly unobtainable goal." -HamletWasBipolar

#21

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 4:04am

OnMyWay,

Thanks for the compliment. Hopefully this one amuses just as much...

"When you're down and out and everyone thinks you're finished, that's the time to stand on your two feet and shout, "YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF MISS BALTIMORE CRABS!"

#22

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 5:13am

He's here talking to you, Dolly.

(Miss Saigon's Engineer/Hello Dolly!)

#23

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/17/06 at 8:48am

Still, I'll stick it till I'm on a bill/
popping pussies into pies.

Amelie Helie
Belleville, Paris

#24

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/18/06 at 12:08am

Your a naughty bad man and you'll never get away from me!

OR
For all my fellow HermanHeads

Your a naughty bad man, Mrs. S. L. Jacobowsky!

I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!

#25

re: Two Musicals/One Sentence

Posted: 9/18/06 at 1:20am

Will everyone here kindly step to the rear- it looks to me, dear, like you've got plenty there to push.

(HOW NOW DOW JONES and SWEENEY TODD)

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