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Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)

Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)

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Corine2
#0Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:25pm

Vilanch is very funny. Last night he said a funny line:
'I am a desperate housewife and Brad Pitt is single"
Very funny.
Did he write that or did Marc?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 01:25 PM

BwayTheatre11
#1re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:26pm

I am sure he did...


CCM '10!

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Rathnait62
#2re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:28pm

Vilanch is one of the wittiest men alive. He wrote two of the Amfar benefits that I worked on. People call him just to hear his outgoing messages.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 01:28 PM

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Corine2
#3re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:36pm

He was fantastic last night. A very different take then Harvey, but still very good.
Harvey's raspy voice added something to Edna though.
But Vilanch is GREAT.

broadwayguy2
#4re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:50pm

those are adlibs from bruce.

Iris Chacon
#5re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:53pm

Definitely written by Bruce.


Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!

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Corine2
#6re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:53pm

Bruce is FUNNY.

Iris Chacon
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Posted: 1/20/05 at 1:58pm

Corine,
Any new cast changes in the leads since you last saw it? Who is Velma now?


Kiss it baby. Kiss it now!

Unknown User
#8re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 2:01pm

Did anyone ever see his documentary GET BRUCE... It was hysterical.

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Corine2
#9re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 2:02pm

I saw his one man show several years ago at Westbeth. I laughed so hard. I hope he brings that show back someday.
He is funnier then Edna naturally.
Love him. But i do think his show is funnier then almost anything.

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#10re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/20/05 at 3:38pm

hes been staying the housewife one every night..and said the brad bitt one the last 3 times i saw the show


"gimme a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken and i'll conquer the world!"

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LightMyCandle125
#11re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:22am

he's awesome. when i saw hairspray in LA with him, he improved a line about the new jersey governor, cuz that was big news at the time. then nobody laughed when wilbur said: shabbat shalom in "timeless to me" so bruce said: "oh, i guess all of the jews are in the valley." clever.


Be the change you wish to see in the world.

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Corine2
#12re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:24am

He counted Jews last night. He IS CLEVER.
But so is Harvey. They are both great.
I should not say this but i will.
I missed Jackie Hoffman. Her humor was missed last night.
The new woman was not as over the top.
Hoffman better be in the movie. OR ELSE.

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Phantom Chicken
#13re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:25am

In Timeless to me, he said "Wilbur, I'm not a depserate housewife"

And also did the "6 Jews....the rest must be in Florida"

I already told y'all the story, but again: After the show I said, "Hey I'm one of the 6 Jews!" Then a bunch of other people said they were Jewish and some lady says, "Now we have a minyon!"


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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Corine2
#14re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:27am

He did that last night. LOVED IT.
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I was also one of the 6.
LOL.

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Phantom Chicken
#15re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:29am

LOL

But did you say something to him? LOL...


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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Corine2
#16re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:32am

Do i seem like the shy quiet type? LOL.
I clapped so loud he said and there is number 6 back there, to me.
The German tourists next to me thought i was funny.

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Phantom Chicken
#17re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:33am

LOL....

I clapped and laughed too and he looked in my direction but didn't see me...(look no punctuation!)

But yeah, i AM shy - but still spat somethign out...how couldn't I?


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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Corine2
#18re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:35am

Take a bow!

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Phantom Chicken
#19re: Vilanch- Hey Mamma!;-) ;-) ;-)
Posted: 1/21/05 at 12:36am

I did...

but then i fell over the barricade and he stepped on my face...so now it is flat!


"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com


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