"do you realize how dumb that sounded. "i am not a 16 yr old girl i am a 25 year old guy" and you are arguing with a 15 year old girl.. yea okay.. anyways i am going to be the bigger person here and walk away.. haha"
So if a person is over fifteen they should just not speak to you, because that would make them immature and dumb.
"A wonky eye, you've got my friend."