Brantley is so predictable.
He could write his reviews without even seeing the shows.
You know a) which shows he is going to review and which he is giving to Isherwood and b) which shows he is going to heap praise on and which he is going to pan, regardless of the actual quality of the production at hand.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)