I bet Wax Lion is reading this and laughing.
Wax Lion is ignoring Kyle? I'm so disappointed. Whatever happened to the hearts and loving endorsements, and the "So Happy Together" picture?
Emcee, I agree.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
Will Wax Lion ever reveal his/her true identity to us? I sure hope so.
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/05
Wax Lion just posted a few days ago (Nov. 4).
https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?page=9&thread=873876&startthread=1556461&boardname=bway
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Oh, he's alive. Phew.
In that case, I must confess:
Late at night I went to his wax cage and stole him away.
My plan was simple, to melt him and reform him as a Jaguar. Unfortunately, after I melted him (while he was in the pot) I dropped a skittle. I love me some skittles, so I went searching for it and knocked over the pot. The wax fell to the cold cement and hardened right there. I couldn't even get it up! (The hardened wax on the floor - stay clean, people!)
So, I left.
Glad to know he was melted and was able to reform himself - even if it is as a lion.
P.S. I did indeed recover my skittle!
Whew, glad to see Wax Lion okay. I was getting very worried that somewhere between tv appearances and live things and perhaps the flea market and obsessed Rent fans that our poor little Wax Lion got smushed to death. Very glad to see that is not the case.
I was afraid BSo took a torch to the little fella'.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
BSO, remember, thou shalt not murder...wax...lions...
Where are you?!
Wax Lion is safe, no worries. He logged on last night to find some PMs directed to "Parrish". Like he said, very weird indeed. Parrish has agreed to use another screen name so that things won't be mixed up anymore, and BWW is on top of it. Wax Lion was very ascared that Parrish could see his private PMs since Wax Lion could see his/hers. Technical difficulties, much? Yah. So, let's all just go with it and be confused together...
Oh, and by the way, Wax Lion misses all you guys. Things in wax-land have been uber busy, but good. VERY good. La Vie Boheme...
Love,
Wax Lion
so...who are you?? i'm dying to know!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
Wax Lion is Wax Lion. No more, no less. Is 4 inches of hot waxy love not enough for you?
Love,
Wax Lion
My swami sense is telling me that Wax Lion just might be Anthony Rapp. Of course, my swami sense has been known to be VERY wrong at times as well. So maybe I'm just full of crap on this one. In any case, Wax Lion is fabulous! Very sorry to here that Parrish somehow pirated your glorious identity. Hope all is right with your world again.
Greetings, Wax Lion.
I've never spoken to Wax Lion but he is always very entertaining and knowledgable! Good to see that you're back and that everything was put back to normal.
If Wax Lion wanted to reveal itself, it would. I don't think it's fair to ask or speculate, just enjoy the entertaining and informative posts we get to read from the most intelligent candle-like tiny king of the jungle that I have ever known of. Personally, I think it's funner not knowing, always suspecting any one could be reading our posts...mm hmm look out everyone, Big Brother is definitely watching us.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
I wish Wax Lion would bring some of his friends along sometime! Maybe Barrell Bear, or that adorable Brass Monkey... who, by the way, could totally pull off Roger's plaid pants to go along with Wax Lion's Mark sweater!
Allie,
Monkey buddy is a good friend of Wax Lions. We never got a long that great with any of the barrel bears, but Lovesick Ass is right here if you want to say hello...
Love,
Wax Lion
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Didn't Wax Lion at one point mention... I can't remember what sort of animal it was, but he had friends who were bookends?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Oh wow didn't realize Wax Lion knew so many animal/perhaps other kingdoms...are you acquainted w/ any platypuses(platypusi?) or ameobas?
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