HAHA! Sure, why not. Here goes.
Ode to Scarf Once upon a time...
there was this scarf.
And it had a sisterhood,
which was made up of crazed Anthony fangirls.
Oh, scarf.
How we love you so.
How do we love you? Let me count the ways.
You bring joy into our humdrum lives.
Your stripes and fringe fill us with happiness.
...And this is gonna be the condensed version. Haha.
Geez, talk about underappreciated talents...