What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

[Mildred Plotka]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 3:59pm

I wouldnt want to be the Next to Normal lotto caller. I walked by the booth twice this last trip during lotto and I wanted to rescue the poor lady. She held her ground though.

[blaxx]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:02pm

Nathan Lane's dresser.

[ColorTheHours048]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:06pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

[stagewright]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:08pm

Two words: sandwich boards.

[Mattbrain]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:50pm

I could never be a drama critic. I'm far too nice. If I were the New York Times critic...let's just say things would have worked out slightly better for A Tale of Two Cities and leave it at that.

[Marquise]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:51pm

LMAO @ blaxx. You are so bad.

[taylorPHENOMENON2]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:00pm

The person who calls Next to Normal needs to get his act together. It takes twice as long as any other lotto.

[TheatreFan4]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:02pm

Arthur Laurents' fluffer.

[BwayTday]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:03pm

Arthur Laurents' anything.

[taylorPHENOMENON2]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:05pm

Stagedoor security at Promises, Promises.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:44pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

I've heard worse about her than Ripley...

[Katurian2]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:44pm

Add to that- stage door security at Wicked...

[taylorPHENOMENON2]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:48pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

I've heard worse about her than Ripley...

AMEN.

[Greatwhiteway3]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:50pm

Arthur Laurents preparation-H inserter

[Marquise]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:52pm

A theater usher.
Updated On: 4/25/10 at 05:52 PM

[Mildred Plotka]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:53pm

How about the security attendant outside the Marriott/Marquis who has to listen to the same 4 Frank Sinatra songs at ear splitting volume all day.

Updated On: 4/25/10 at 05:53 PM

[Marquise]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:55pm

I wouldn't mind listening to Sinatra all day. I <3 Sinatra.
I'm eagerly looking forward to someone putting together "BOOTS: The Nancy Sinatra Musical".

[AwesomeDanny]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:28pm

I wouldn't want to clean the theater, especially in a show that attracts tourists who would be likely to bring their dinner into the theater and eat it loudly. I also wouldn't like being an usher, but only because I would hate telling audience members to put away their cell phones or stop recording the show.

[Amneris]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:30pm

the bathroom staff that has to clean up. One time I saw a show in the American Airlines theatre and someone had managed to crap all over the toilet seat and wall. How does one manage that unless they are doing Billy Elliot turns in the stall?

[Edna Turnblad]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:51pm

If I was an usher, I would only last a day because I'd slap the people on the head when they whip out there cell phones, or try to record the show. If you're going to film, film it without anyone able to notice.

[Mattbrain]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:59pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

[dg22894]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:06pm

Lincoln Center Recorder for Patti Lupone Gypsy

[sundayclothes2]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:13pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

I second that.

[fetzles1490]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:18pm

I wouldn't want to be security or a lotto caller for anything. Or, I'd gladly call lotto for a handful of shows for a couple of performances if it meant going for free in exchange.

[BwayTday]

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:29pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

Third that.

I wouldn't want to have to be an usher because I would probably have to hold back telling the people that are super late off.