What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

#1

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 3:59pm

I wouldnt want to be the Next to Normal lotto caller. I walked by the booth twice this last trip during lotto and I wanted to rescue the poor lady. She held her ground though.

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#2

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:02pm

Nathan Lane's dresser.

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#3

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:06pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

#4

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:08pm

Two words: sandwich boards.

#5

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:50pm

I could never be a drama critic. I'm far too nice. If I were the New York Times critic...let's just say things would have worked out slightly better for A Tale of Two Cities and leave it at that.

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#6

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 4:51pm

LMAO @ blaxx. You are so bad.

#7

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:00pm

The person who calls Next to Normal needs to get his act together. It takes twice as long as any other lotto.

#8

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:02pm

Arthur Laurents' fluffer.

#9

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:03pm

Arthur Laurents' anything.

#10

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:05pm

Stagedoor security at Promises, Promises.

#11

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:44pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

I've heard worse about her than Ripley...

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#12

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:44pm

Add to that- stage door security at Wicked...

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#13

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:48pm

Alice Ripley's assistant

I've heard worse about her than Ripley...

AMEN.

#14

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:50pm

Arthur Laurents preparation-H inserter

#15

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:52pm

A theater usher.

Updated On: 4/25/10 at 05:52 PM

#16

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:53pm

How about the security attendant outside the Marriott/Marquis who has to listen to the same 4 Frank Sinatra songs at ear splitting volume all day.

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"Broadway...I'll lick you yet!"

Updated On: 4/25/10 at 05:53 PM

#17

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 5:55pm

I wouldn't mind listening to Sinatra all day. I <3 Sinatra.
I'm eagerly looking forward to someone putting together "BOOTS: The Nancy Sinatra Musical".

#18

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:28pm

I wouldn't want to clean the theater, especially in a show that attracts tourists who would be likely to bring their dinner into the theater and eat it loudly. I also wouldn't like being an usher, but only because I would hate telling audience members to put away their cell phones or stop recording the show.

#19

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:30pm

the bathroom staff that has to clean up. One time I saw a show in the American Airlines theatre and someone had managed to crap all over the toilet seat and wall. How does one manage that unless they are doing Billy Elliot turns in the stall?

#20

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:51pm

If I was an usher, I would only last a day because I'd slap the people on the head when they whip out there cell phones, or try to record the show. If you're going to film, film it without anyone able to notice.

#21

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 7:59pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

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Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

#22

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:06pm

Lincoln Center Recorder for Patti Lupone Gypsy

#23

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:13pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

I second that.

#24

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:18pm

I wouldn't want to be security or a lotto caller for anything. Or, I'd gladly call lotto for a handful of shows for a couple of performances if it meant going for free in exchange.

#25

What Job On Broadway DON'T You Want?

Posted: 4/25/10 at 8:29pm

If anyone would care to PM me about this whole Alice Ripley and her assistant business, that would be awesome.

Third that.

I wouldn't want to have to be an usher because I would probably have to hold back telling the people that are super late off.