"What Rhymes With Chaperone?"

#1

"What Rhymes With Chaperone?"

Posted: 4/1/06 at 8:46am

Great Playbill.com article on THE DROWSY CHAPERONE:

http://www.playbill.com/features/article/98757.html

This show sounds so exciting. If you go to the show's website, there are 4 fantastic video clips. Something about Georgia Engel tap dancing just thrills me! She's so cute.

http://www.drowsychaperone.com/

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Updated On: 4/1/06 at 08:46 AM

#2

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 11:40am

Saxophone

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--Aristotle

#3

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 11:47am

Al Capone?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#4

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 11:49am

tap alone

#5

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 11:54am

toblerone...yummy

#6

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 12:19pm

Hold the phone

#7

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 12:35pm

cotes du rhone!

(my fave wine)

#8

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 12:38pm

Eva Peron:}

#9

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 12:41pm

Going to make mill-eons.

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#10

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:17pm

Clapper on, as in: "Honey, you left the Clapper on."

Only works in the Deep South.

#11

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:18pm

Gotta moan
She's a crone
Needs a loan

#12

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:37pm

Gives the dog a bone

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#13

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:44pm

here's a lyric
for the drowsy chaperone ...
if she wants green beans
let her snap her own.

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#14

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:48pm

Crap alone. as in:

WHO WANTS TO GO SEE DROWSY CHAPERONE?
I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH THAT CRAP ALONE!

#15

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:50pm

Well done, cturtle!

#16

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:50pm

I wouldn't mind if Eva Peron was MY chaperone.

#17

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 1:54pm

Keaton, are you a necropheliac?

#18

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 2:00pm

No, I just want her to be my chaperone. What sort of things do you do with YOUR chaperone?

#19

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 2:05pm

If I go to Washington
Will I be on my own?
Because if I go to Washington
Who will be my chaperone?

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#20

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 2:12pm

I'd rather not have anything to do with a dead chaperone, thank you very much.

A chaperone that can't telephone
Leaves one in blessed on-your-own

Updated On: 4/1/06 at 02:12 PM

#21

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 3:02pm

Throw me a fricken bone

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#22

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 3:04pm

Patti Lupone played Eva Peron

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#23

re: 'What Rhymes With Chaperone?'

Posted: 4/1/06 at 4:01pm

twas the drink of choice of the Drowsy Chaperone
A lovely Cabernet Sauvignon