What amazing stories! There are times when it's really difficult to think up of a thread that hasn't been discussed in previous years. At times, I daydream (does that count?) that I'm Roxie Hart and performing "Hot Honey Rag". There's a part where both ladies twirl around and tap their shoes with their hands. Seems tremendously difficult.
"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)