#51
Posted: 9/13/06 at 3:21pm
Oh, definitely another one: Ragtime, during Our Children when Tateh reveals to Mother who he is. It is yet another well-written touching moment.
What are your favorite lines of dialogue from a Broadway Musical? — Page 3
#52
Posted: 9/13/06 at 4:16pm
sporkgoddess, i loved that part in AIDA!!! haha, funny...
:P
:P
#53
Posted: 9/13/06 at 7:01pm
The Wedding Singer (it's also one of my favorite bits from the movie):
Glen: You should write a song about this. I got punched in the face for sticking my nose in other people's business.
Robby: Sounds like a country song.
Glen: By the way, you're fired.
Glen: You should write a song about this. I got punched in the face for sticking my nose in other people's business.
Robby: Sounds like a country song.
Glen: By the way, you're fired.
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--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#54
Posted: 9/13/06 at 11:53pm
The Light in the Piazza
"He was a preacher who told them they were wicked for playing dice, and musical instruments, and reading certain books.
Sounds like a Baptist!"
My life.
"He was a preacher who told them they were wicked for playing dice, and musical instruments, and reading certain books.
Sounds like a Baptist!"
My life.
I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!
#55
Posted: 9/14/06 at 10:05am
Anyhting by Christmas Eve in AVENUE Q! Esp. when the role is played by Ann Harada.
#56
Posted: 9/14/06 at 10:11am
"It's not the heat, it's the humanity."
Jeff Douglas in Brigadoon.
Jeff Douglas in Brigadoon.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22
#57
Posted: 9/14/06 at 12:30pm
Hairspray -
Tracy: Sorry we're late! ...Stupid bus crash.
(It always takes like 5 seconds before people realize what she just said and start laughing.)
----
After someone tells Amber to stop making fun of the special ed kids and act like an adult...
Gym Teacher: Ha-ha, special ed! THINK FAST!
Wedding Singer -
Robbie: *sniffs the air suspiciously* ...LINDA.
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Bad Haircut dude: You don't like my haircut?
Robbie: The fli- no I don't.
(I just love how he interrupts his rant to trash the guy's haircut again.)
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Robbie: Now take off my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!
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George: We came to cheer you up. Only it looks like what you need is not so much cheering up as AAAANTI-PSYCHOTIC MEDICATION.
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George: What is that?
Sammy: It's the little plastic bride from on top of the wedding cake.
Robbie: It looks just like Linda... only much, much smaller.
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When Robbie's in the dumpster...
Robbie: I think I'm laying in creamed corn.
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Julia: Robbie, come out of there.
Robbie: No. I live here now.
(He just sounds so much like a petulant 6-year old, it's adorable.)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels -
Freddie (in that creepy voice): Mother? ...Not Mother? MOTHER!!!!
Altar Boyz - (Off-Bway, but whatever)
In their 'genesis of the altar boyz' skit after Juan tells them he was abandoned as a baby...
Luke: Oh how greatful I am that I have two loving parents!
Mark: Yes, having parents is the best!
Scott: Meanwhile, you are welcome to rest your motherless feet here.
------
Voice of G.O.D: And you shall annoint your hair with product and gird up thy loins in pleather, lest you skeweth unto an older demographic, which is detestable in mine eyes!
Tracy: Sorry we're late! ...Stupid bus crash.
(It always takes like 5 seconds before people realize what she just said and start laughing.)
----
After someone tells Amber to stop making fun of the special ed kids and act like an adult...
Gym Teacher: Ha-ha, special ed! THINK FAST!
Wedding Singer -
Robbie: *sniffs the air suspiciously* ...LINDA.
------
Bad Haircut dude: You don't like my haircut?
Robbie: The fli- no I don't.
(I just love how he interrupts his rant to trash the guy's haircut again.)
-----
Robbie: Now take off my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!
-----
George: We came to cheer you up. Only it looks like what you need is not so much cheering up as AAAANTI-PSYCHOTIC MEDICATION.
------
George: What is that?
Sammy: It's the little plastic bride from on top of the wedding cake.
Robbie: It looks just like Linda... only much, much smaller.
----
When Robbie's in the dumpster...
Robbie: I think I'm laying in creamed corn.
-----
Julia: Robbie, come out of there.
Robbie: No. I live here now.
(He just sounds so much like a petulant 6-year old, it's adorable.)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels -
Freddie (in that creepy voice): Mother? ...Not Mother? MOTHER!!!!
Altar Boyz - (Off-Bway, but whatever)
In their 'genesis of the altar boyz' skit after Juan tells them he was abandoned as a baby...
Luke: Oh how greatful I am that I have two loving parents!
Mark: Yes, having parents is the best!
Scott: Meanwhile, you are welcome to rest your motherless feet here.
------
Voice of G.O.D: And you shall annoint your hair with product and gird up thy loins in pleather, lest you skeweth unto an older demographic, which is detestable in mine eyes!
#58
Posted: 9/14/06 at 1:00pm
YOUR FATHER IS A SMART MAN!
Ragtime
Ragtime
I have several names, one is Julian2. I am also The Opps Girl. But cross me, and I become Bitch Dooku!
#59
Posted: 9/14/06 at 1:25pm
Dreamgirls:
Effie: This dress does nothing for my body.
Deena: Effie, my momma spent three weeks sewing up these dresses. Shoot, they helped us win that contest in Chicago.
Effie: Big deal, so we won three albums we already have.
Effie: I can't wear this wig...and this dress doesn't fit me.
Lorrell: You got the same wig I got?
Effie: Yeah.
Lorrell: You got the same dress I got?
Effie: Yeah.
Lorrell: Then shut up.
Lorrell: Baby, let me give you a kiss for each year...1.2.3.4.5.6.7...seven years of unmarried life!
Effie: This dress does nothing for my body.
Deena: Effie, my momma spent three weeks sewing up these dresses. Shoot, they helped us win that contest in Chicago.
Effie: Big deal, so we won three albums we already have.
Effie: I can't wear this wig...and this dress doesn't fit me.
Lorrell: You got the same wig I got?
Effie: Yeah.
Lorrell: You got the same dress I got?
Effie: Yeah.
Lorrell: Then shut up.
Lorrell: Baby, let me give you a kiss for each year...1.2.3.4.5.6.7...seven years of unmarried life!
"Who says you can't bend over backwards and eat bugs if you want to? I guess the bugs would probably say you can't do that that, but assuming that they are willing and consenting bugs, then there's no problem. Let's wig out eating bugs."
-RuPaul
#60
Posted: 9/14/06 at 1:28pm
My favorite line in DRS...
"how about 4?"
-particularly when said by Sherie.
"how about 4?"
-particularly when said by Sherie.
#61
Posted: 9/14/06 at 1:33pm
Susan's great, she's a dancer, but supports herself
teaching ballet to wealthy and untalented children.
tick, tick...BOOM!
teaching ballet to wealthy and untalented children.
tick, tick...BOOM!
Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.
#62
Posted: 9/14/06 at 2:19pm
"EXPERIENCE will be their pay!!!"
- Mama Rose, GYPSY
- Mama Rose, GYPSY
#63
Posted: 9/15/06 at 9:21pm
Ok, folks, I have to do it. This is not a show on Broadway and I have not seen the show but from the Off-Broadway hit, Jewtopia:
The important thing to remember is that as a Jew, you have to pick something on the menu and then alter it BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's so true.
The important thing to remember is that as a Jew, you have to pick something on the menu and then alter it BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's so true.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#64
Posted: 9/15/06 at 9:54pm
The Wedding Singer:
(I have more... I'm just kind of busy right now, sorry!)
George: I made keish!
And when Stephen's trying to immatate Donatella's whiney and she says:
Shane make him stop!!
(The ending of A Note From Linda)
Robbie: Your pal?!
Rose: The roof! The roof! The roof might have snow,but that don't mean there aint a fire burnin' down below!
Holly: The last guy I went out with was Sammy. The only thing he ever got me was an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. It was then I realized: I was with stupid.
Sammy: Did I hear my name mentioned? We've been broken up for 6 months and you still can't stop talking about old Sammy. How about I buy you a drink?
Holly: They're free, jackass.
know, your lips are saying no, but your eyes... yeah, they're pretty much saying no too.
Bum: You need a prostitute!
Robbie: And some might say "what's love got to do with it?" or that "love is a battle field" but those people are "looking for love in all the wrong places" because "endless love" is "the greatest love of all".
Robbie: STOP NAGGING ME!
George: (Speaks spanish) OR, music you can digest to!
Waiter: Dude... I though you'd never ask!!
Julia: I am NOT registering for black towels!
Robbie: But black towels never get dirty!
Holly: You gotta be kidding me!
Sammy: Oh, come on. We're just two friends dancin'. Remember when we broke up, you said you wanted us to still be friends.
Holly: I only said that so you'd get off the hood of my car!
Sammy: Remember that time when we were dancin' at that club, and my pants fell down?
Holly: Yeah, that was kinda funny.
Sammy: Yeah, we had a few good laughs. Oh Man, were you hot back then!
Holly: (storms offstage)
Sammy: Wha'd I say?
Sammy: "Did that girl from Flashdance quit Flashdancing because she had welding and **** to do?"
Julia: “That wasn’t me, that was my evil twin; Drunky McWasted”
(I have more... I'm just kind of busy right now, sorry!)
George: I made keish!
And when Stephen's trying to immatate Donatella's whiney and she says:
Shane make him stop!!
(The ending of A Note From Linda)
Robbie: Your pal?!
Rose: The roof! The roof! The roof might have snow,but that don't mean there aint a fire burnin' down below!
Holly: The last guy I went out with was Sammy. The only thing he ever got me was an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. It was then I realized: I was with stupid.
Sammy: Did I hear my name mentioned? We've been broken up for 6 months and you still can't stop talking about old Sammy. How about I buy you a drink?
Holly: They're free, jackass.
know, your lips are saying no, but your eyes... yeah, they're pretty much saying no too.
Bum: You need a prostitute!
Robbie: And some might say "what's love got to do with it?" or that "love is a battle field" but those people are "looking for love in all the wrong places" because "endless love" is "the greatest love of all".
Robbie: STOP NAGGING ME!
George: (Speaks spanish) OR, music you can digest to!
Waiter: Dude... I though you'd never ask!!
Julia: I am NOT registering for black towels!
Robbie: But black towels never get dirty!
Holly: You gotta be kidding me!
Sammy: Oh, come on. We're just two friends dancin'. Remember when we broke up, you said you wanted us to still be friends.
Holly: I only said that so you'd get off the hood of my car!
Sammy: Remember that time when we were dancin' at that club, and my pants fell down?
Holly: Yeah, that was kinda funny.
Sammy: Yeah, we had a few good laughs. Oh Man, were you hot back then!
Holly: (storms offstage)
Sammy: Wha'd I say?
Sammy: "Did that girl from Flashdance quit Flashdancing because she had welding and **** to do?"
Julia: “That wasn’t me, that was my evil twin; Drunky McWasted”
#65
Posted: 9/16/06 at 7:41am
"today's the day! today's the day we're taking the script to paramount! my astrologer read my horoscope and she read demille's horoscope!"
"did she read the SCRIPT?"
"did she read the SCRIPT?"
RIP glebby <3
#66
Posted: 9/16/06 at 7:49am
The Wedding Singer:
George: The only famous person we know is that weatherman from Channel 4 who came onto you at that party!
Sammy: I am not calling him. Not again!
Sammy: It's an air freshener. You said your car smelled like beer and mcribs.
Holly: No, Sammy, I said you smelled like beer and mcribs.
Sammy: Yeah, well, the mcribs are only here for a limited time. And you know what, Holly, so am I.
Will Rogers Follies:
Clem Rogers: I'm playin' this part under protest, son. Ziegfeld was too cheap to hire another actor.
Will Rogers: People always ask me, how come your kids never get any older. I tell them, they do but to show that we'd need another set o' kids.
Ziegfeld: In a Ziegfeld show, nothing romantic happens in Oolaga.
Sweeney Todd:
Sweeney: I prefer general.
Lovett: With or without his privates. With is extra.
Judge: When I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance.
The Producers (the movie):
Hold Me-Touch Me: Hold me. Touch me.
Max: I'm a little busy.
Max: I'm not that fat!
George: The only famous person we know is that weatherman from Channel 4 who came onto you at that party!
Sammy: I am not calling him. Not again!
Sammy: It's an air freshener. You said your car smelled like beer and mcribs.
Holly: No, Sammy, I said you smelled like beer and mcribs.
Sammy: Yeah, well, the mcribs are only here for a limited time. And you know what, Holly, so am I.
Will Rogers Follies:
Clem Rogers: I'm playin' this part under protest, son. Ziegfeld was too cheap to hire another actor.
Will Rogers: People always ask me, how come your kids never get any older. I tell them, they do but to show that we'd need another set o' kids.
Ziegfeld: In a Ziegfeld show, nothing romantic happens in Oolaga.
Sweeney Todd:
Sweeney: I prefer general.
Lovett: With or without his privates. With is extra.
Judge: When I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance.
The Producers (the movie):
Hold Me-Touch Me: Hold me. Touch me.
Max: I'm a little busy.
Max: I'm not that fat!
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
Updated On: 9/17/06 at 07:49 AM
#67
Posted: 9/16/06 at 9:27am
Roger DeBris: Bialystock and Bloom, I presume?? Pardon the pun.
Leo: What pun?
Max: Shut up! He thinks he's funny.
Leo: What pun?
Max: Shut up! He thinks he's funny.
#68
Posted: 9/16/06 at 1:13pm
Bumb bumpity bump bump bump!
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#69
Posted: 9/18/06 at 6:43pm
The Light in the Piazza:
Margaret: They're Italian, Roy. They're nice people.
Margaret: They're Italian, Roy. They're nice people.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#70
Posted: 9/18/06 at 6:51pm
Bump ba dump ba freakin' bump!
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#71
Posted: 9/19/06 at 2:18pm
THE DROWSY CHAPERONE
Janet: Wait!
Man in Chair: Who are you?
Janet: I'm Janet Van de Graf!
Man in Chair: Do you need anyone?
Janet: I don't need anyone!
Man in Chair: What about the love of one man?
Janet: What do I care about the love of one man when I am adored by millions!
Janet: Wait!
Man in Chair: Who are you?
Janet: I'm Janet Van de Graf!
Man in Chair: Do you need anyone?
Janet: I don't need anyone!
Man in Chair: What about the love of one man?
Janet: What do I care about the love of one man when I am adored by millions!
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#72
Posted: 9/19/06 at 3:07pm
EMERALD MAN (Jamal speaks in rhymes)
Duncan: Wish me luck!
Jamal: Emearld Man need luck? What the f-
Duncan: Right.
THE WEDDING SINGER
Julia: ...Anyway, we're not supposed to be buying stuff, we're supposed to be registering for stuff.
Robbie: Well, let's see if this registers: You're picking out CRAP!
-------
Robbie: I'm never going to meet anyone new!
Julia: Not in there you won't.
http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!)
I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler
Duncan: Wish me luck!
Jamal: Emearld Man need luck? What the f-
Duncan: Right.
THE WEDDING SINGER
Julia: ...Anyway, we're not supposed to be buying stuff, we're supposed to be registering for stuff.
Robbie: Well, let's see if this registers: You're picking out CRAP!
-------
Robbie: I'm never going to meet anyone new!
Julia: Not in there you won't.
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
#73
Posted: 9/19/06 at 3:30pm
"I was only trying to be a good mother!"
- The Witch
Into The Woods
- The Witch
Into The Woods
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#74
Posted: 9/30/06 at 9:56pm
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:
Lawrence: When did I ask you to marry me?
(It was something like that. I don't remember the first line.)
Jolene: You remember when we were on the balcony?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And you showed me your ring?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And you said my eyes were like the ocean?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And then I ordered the iced tea?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: It was somewhere in between there.
Lawrence: When did I ask you to marry me?
(It was something like that. I don't remember the first line.)
Jolene: You remember when we were on the balcony?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And you showed me your ring?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And you said my eyes were like the ocean?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: And then I ordered the iced tea?
Lawrence: Yes.
Jolene: It was somewhere in between there.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
#75
Posted: 9/30/06 at 10:01pm
^ That line needs some work.
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