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Posted: 9/9/06 at 12:58pm
What are some of your favorite lines from a Broadway musical?
Here's my personal picks:
Brooklyn:
Paradice: And as for the aging Ms. Paradice?
Paradice: If you turn your back on me now, America, you can all kiss my black ass!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
Caractacus: Nice to meet you, Truly...what was it again? Nauseous?
Truly: We're not getting married! I'd be Truly Potts.
Baron: What's the theme of my party this year? Is it cowboys and Indians?
Baroness: No.
Baron: Is it a diaper party?
Baroness: After last year, never again!
Baron: This party sucks.
The Color Purple:
Shug: Sound like Mister goin' to the toilet on ya!
Celie: Sometimes it feel dat way!
Sofia: You tol' Harpo to beat me?
Sofia: Things are gonna change around here. Pass me them peas, Harpo!
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:
Jersey Boys:
Tommy: There's type A who'll jump into bed with you and then bust your balls. And then there's type B who'll play hard to get, then sleep with you, and then bust your balls.
Mary: No, V-A-L-L-I...Because you're Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. Delgado. Casteluccio. Pizza. Valli with an I. It says, "This is who I am." You don't like it, you can go f**k yourself.
Frankie: They ask you, what was the high point? The Hall of Fame? Sellin' all those records? Pulling Sherry outta the hat? It was all great. But four guys under a streetlamp, when it was all just ahead of us. The first time we made that sound. Our sound. When everything dropped away and all there was was the music. That was the best. That's why I'm still out there singing. Like that bunny on tv with the battery. I just keep goin' and goin' and goin'. Chasin' the music. Tryin' to get home.
Frankie: You think you're making things right and then some other f***er with a needle comes along.
Monty Python's Spamalot:
If they were your favorite lines in the movie, they're probably your favorite lines in the show. Although:
Arthur: I thought you were a fairy.
Lady: Oh, no, that's Lancelot.
Lestat
Armand: If you think I have wronged you, mea culpa. But I DID keep the Children of Darkness safe for three centuries.
Marius: Do you see that crimson globe? I would get up.
Wicked:
Elphaba: No I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, no I did not eat grass as a child.
Here's my personal picks:
Brooklyn:
Paradice: And as for the aging Ms. Paradice?
Paradice: If you turn your back on me now, America, you can all kiss my black ass!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
Caractacus: Nice to meet you, Truly...what was it again? Nauseous?
Truly: We're not getting married! I'd be Truly Potts.
Baron: What's the theme of my party this year? Is it cowboys and Indians?
Baroness: No.
Baron: Is it a diaper party?
Baroness: After last year, never again!
Baron: This party sucks.
The Color Purple:
Shug: Sound like Mister goin' to the toilet on ya!
Celie: Sometimes it feel dat way!
Sofia: You tol' Harpo to beat me?
Sofia: Things are gonna change around here. Pass me them peas, Harpo!
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:
Jersey Boys:
Tommy: There's type A who'll jump into bed with you and then bust your balls. And then there's type B who'll play hard to get, then sleep with you, and then bust your balls.
Mary: No, V-A-L-L-I...Because you're Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. Delgado. Casteluccio. Pizza. Valli with an I. It says, "This is who I am." You don't like it, you can go f**k yourself.
Frankie: They ask you, what was the high point? The Hall of Fame? Sellin' all those records? Pulling Sherry outta the hat? It was all great. But four guys under a streetlamp, when it was all just ahead of us. The first time we made that sound. Our sound. When everything dropped away and all there was was the music. That was the best. That's why I'm still out there singing. Like that bunny on tv with the battery. I just keep goin' and goin' and goin'. Chasin' the music. Tryin' to get home.
Frankie: You think you're making things right and then some other f***er with a needle comes along.
Monty Python's Spamalot:
If they were your favorite lines in the movie, they're probably your favorite lines in the show. Although:
Arthur: I thought you were a fairy.
Lady: Oh, no, that's Lancelot.
Lestat
Armand: If you think I have wronged you, mea culpa. But I DID keep the Children of Darkness safe for three centuries.
Marius: Do you see that crimson globe? I would get up.
Wicked:
Elphaba: No I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, no I did not eat grass as a child.
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
Updated On: 9/9/06 at 12:58 PM
