What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 10:32pm
Send in the clowns
It's your 5th Birthday
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#1re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 10:48pm
Ah, Miss you a lot! 
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
SDav 10495
Broadway Star Joined: 7/21/06
#2re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 10:52pm
I know that I've upset you,
I know I've been unkind
I wanted you to vanish
From sight
But now I see you
In a different light,
And though I cannot love you.
I wish that I could love you.
Happy Anniversary!
"If there is going to be a restoration fee, there should also be a Renaissance fee, a Middle Ages fee and a Dark Ages fee. Someone must have men in the back room making up names, euphemisms for profit."
(Emanuel Azenberg)
SweMozArt
Leading Actor Joined: 7/31/06
#3re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:01pm
If i would write a birthday greeting for him with very little thought, especially about potential misunderstandings:
Happy Birthday to Jew! Happy Birthday to Jew! I wish i was one to o. Happy Birthday to Jew!
Was that offensive or just an example of bad word humour? I guess you will say both.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#4re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:04pm
Every Day a Little Death
Sorry for your loss.
gonnapassmealaw
Stand-by Joined: 9/1/06
#5re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:12pm
Congratulations on your Wedding!
It's a very short road from
The pinch to the punch
To the paunch and the ouch
and the pension!
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#6re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:14pm
Tragedy Tommorrow
Comedy Tonight!
Happy Wedding Day
#7re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:16pmThis could become my favorite thread EVER!
"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#8re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:21pm
Here's to the girls on the go,
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know,
Everybody dies.
Happy 50th.
Could I leave you?
Guess.
Happy anniversary!
pandajen14
Stand-by Joined: 3/22/06
#9re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:28pm
It'll sting a little, but not for long. Sorry for your loss.
And I'll think of some more later. ::subscribes to thread::
"Writing should be easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat..." -[title of show]
"I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and meet up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg
#10re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:29pm
Children may not obey,
But children will listen.
Children will look to you
For which way to turn,
To learn what to be.
Congrats on your first child.
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#11re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:30pm
Everybody out to have a maid.
Everybody ought to have a working girl.
Congrats on your first prostitute.
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#12re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:33pm
I Know things now
Many wonderful things
That I never knew before
Happy Graduation!!
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#13re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:39pm
Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
Yes, it does the trick sir
Congratulations on your new business venture!
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 11/12/06 at 11:39 PM
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#14re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/12/06 at 11:55pm
What can you do on a Staurday Night Alone?
Sorry to hear of your divorce.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:10am
Nothing's gonna harm you
Not while I'm around.
Good luck with your new rottweiler
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#16re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:14am
It's I Do
and You Don't
And Nobody Said That
and who brought the Subject up first?
Happy 50th Anniversary!
thevolleyballer
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#17re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:14am
Little more than a glance
Is enough to show you
Just how small you are.
Good luck with the surgery.
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#18re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:24am
Mama
ma ma ma Mama
Happy Mother's Day!
CurtainPullDowner
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#19re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:31am
It's the little things....
the little things
the little things
the little things...
Good Luck on that Penile Operation!
thevolleyballer
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
#20re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:18am
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby baby
Robbie
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Happy birthday, Robert!
SweMozArt
Leading Actor Joined: 7/31/06
#21re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:19am
Ok, my try at a wedding invitation with inspiration from the Ballad of Sweeney Todd.
Attend a wedding that’s fairly odd
The place is Kennedy's cape of cod
Don’t tell the bride the groom is gay
Cause he wouldn’t want you to give it away
Dress slipshod
Dress slipshod odd
Please tell us if you don't eat ...
meat
.......
alternative second line
housed in a church at the cape of cod
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:19 AM
#22re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:31am
Don't worry, relax. It's only a play.
Good show!
Somebody sit in my chair, and ruin my sleep, and make me aware of being alive!
#23re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 9:07am
Hard to see the light now
Just don't let it go
Things will come out right now
We can make it so
Condolences on your loss.
#24re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:20pm
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
Good luck on your plastic surgery!
Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.
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