Just keep moving on
Anything you do
Let it come from you
Then it will be new
Give us more to see...
Happy Graduation!
Stand-by Joined: 4/12/06
You'll be swell!
You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
starting here, starting now,
honey everything's coming up roses!
Good Luck with the new job!
Funny, you're a stranger who's come here
Come from another town.
Enjoy Your New Home from Your Local Welcome Wagon
Loving you is not a choice
It's who I am
Loving you is not a choice
and not much reason to rejoice
Happy Valentine's Day!
Mama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' stong.
Mama's movin' on.
Mama's all alone.
Mama doesn't care.
Mama's lettin' loose.
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's lettin' go.
Mama?
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's gotta move.
Mama's gotta go.
Mama? Mama?
Mama's gotta let go.
HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Enjoy your retirement!
Swing Joined: 11/2/06
It takes one
To begin, but then once
You've begun,
It takes two of you.
It's no fun,
But what needs to be done
You can do
When there's two of you.
If I dare,
It's because I'm becoming
Aware of us
As a pair of us,
Each accepting a share
Of what's there.
Happy Anniversary!
The sun won't set,
It's fruitless to hope or to fret,
It's dark as it's going to get.
The hands on the clock turn,
But don't sing a nocturne
Just yet.
Happy summer solstice, you pagan heathen!
"Not a day goes by,
Not a blessed day
But you're still somehow part of my life
And you won't go away."
~ Thanks for the STD, B*TCH! ~
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:19 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
Good times
And bum times
I've seen them all
And my dear
I'm still here
Here's hoping you paid the life insurance premium.
To that lecherous, lude, lascivious, loathsome, lying, lazy, dirty old man of mine,
Happy Anniversary!
"Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?"
~ Heard you were moving ~
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/27/05
Got a rocket in your pocket...
Turn off the juice, boy!
Congratulations on your vasectomy!
Georg Von Trapp
Salzburg, Austria
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:43 PM
These are awesome!
I have nothing to add.
I think it would be really awesome if I got a dozen roses from a secret admirer with a card attached saying: "The light behind your window -- it penetrates your gown."
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:48 PM
Stand-by Joined: 4/12/06
LOL! im officially in love with everyone who's posted on here
COVER:
The sun comes up
I think about you
The Coffee cup
I think about you
INSIDE:
I want you so
It's like I'm losing my mind.....
Miss you!!
That's what I want with the second dozen roses.
COVER: "Lookie, lookie, there's a Cookie! Lock 'em up! Put 'em away. In the Jar!"
INSIDE: "Best of luck on your new diet!"
(from "Anyone Can Whistle", for all you youngin's out there)
You're a very special girl, and not because you're bright...
Congrats on completing cosmetology school!
"I'm waiting
I want you bleeders"
You're a Surgeon!
"I know things now many valuable things that I hadn't thought to explore"
Congrats on completing Therapy, my friend!
"There's no place like London!
I feel home again"
Welcome home
"Is that just disgusting? You'll have to concede it. It's nothing but crusting- here, drink this, you'll need it"
Congratuations on completing your BAR exam!!!
I can just imagine my mother's expression when she gets the card:
Demons are prowling everywhere . . . but nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around."
Do you think that walls can hide you?
Even now I'm at your window
I am in the dark beside you...
You'll never escape.
Love,
Your stalker
In the curtains
in the silver
in the buttons
In the bread...
Every day a little dies..
Happy divorce babe. I'm suing you for all you've got.
Broadway Star Joined: 3/16/04
"If i would write a birthday greeting for him with very little thought, especially about potential misunderstandings:
Happy Birthday to Jew! Happy Birthday to Jew! I wish i was one to o. Happy Birthday to Jew!
Was that offensive or just an example of bad word humour? I guess you will say both."
HILARIOUS. I just laughed out loud, for real. Why isn't that a real card??!?!?
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