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#26

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:23pm

Just keep moving on
Anything you do
Let it come from you
Then it will be new
Give us more to see...

Happy Graduation!
Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.
#27

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:35pm

You'll be swell!
You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
starting here, starting now,
honey everything's coming up roses!

Good Luck with the new job!
#28

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:48pm

Funny, you're a stranger who's come here
Come from another town.

Enjoy Your New Home from Your Local Welcome Wagon
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#29

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:04pm

Loving you is not a choice
It's who I am
Loving you is not a choice
and not much reason to rejoice

Happy Valentine's Day!
"Years from now, when you talk about this - And you will - Be kind. "
#30

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:06pm

Mama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' stong.
Mama's movin' on.
Mama's all alone.
Mama doesn't care.
Mama's lettin' loose.
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's lettin' go.
Mama?
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's gotta move.
Mama's gotta go.
Mama? Mama?
Mama's gotta let go.

HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY!!!
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#31

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:08pm

You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.

Enjoy your retirement!
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#32

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:11pm

It takes one
To begin, but then once
You've begun,
It takes two of you.
It's no fun,
But what needs to be done
You can do
When there's two of you.
If I dare,
It's because I'm becoming
Aware of us
As a pair of us,
Each accepting a share
Of what's there.

Happy Anniversary!
"Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good." - P.G. Wodehouse

"What is love? 'Tis not hereafter. Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure. In delay there lies no plenty. Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty. Youth's a stuff will not endure." - Twelfth Night (Act 2, Scene 3)
#33

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:12pm

The sun won't set,
It's fruitless to hope or to fret,
It's dark as it's going to get.
The hands on the clock turn,
But don't sing a nocturne
Just yet.

Happy summer solstice, you pagan heathen!
#34

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:19pm

"Not a day goes by,
Not a blessed day
But you're still somehow part of my life
And you won't go away."


~ Thanks for the STD, B*TCH! ~

Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:19 PM

#35

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:29pm

Good times
And bum times
I've seen them all
And my dear
I'm still here

Here's hoping you paid the life insurance premium.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#36

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:40pm

To that lecherous, lude, lascivious, loathsome, lying, lazy, dirty old man of mine,

Happy Anniversary!
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man
#37

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:41pm

"Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?"


~ Heard you were moving ~
#38

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:43pm


Got a rocket in your pocket...
Turn off the juice, boy!


Congratulations on your vasectomy!




Georg Von Trapp
Salzburg, Austria











Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:43 PM

#40

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:48pm

I think it would be really awesome if I got a dozen roses from a secret admirer with a card attached saying: "The light behind your window -- it penetrates your gown."

Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:48 PM

#43

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 2:46pm

COVER:
The sun comes up
I think about you
The Coffee cup
I think about you

INSIDE:
I want you so
It's like I'm losing my mind.....

Miss you!!
"Love the Art in Yourself. Not Yourself in the Art." -- Stanislavski
#45

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 3:13pm

COVER: "Lookie, lookie, there's a Cookie! Lock 'em up! Put 'em away. In the Jar!"

INSIDE: "Best of luck on your new diet!"

(from "Anyone Can Whistle", for all you youngin's out there)
"I am not 'a' Eunice Burns. I am THE Eunice Burns!!!"
#47

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 9:19pm

"I'm waiting
I want you bleeders"
You're a Surgeon!




"I know things now many valuable things that I hadn't thought to explore"
Congrats on completing Therapy, my friend!



"There's no place like London!
I feel home again"
Welcome home


"Is that just disgusting? You'll have to concede it. It's nothing but crusting- here, drink this, you'll need it"
Congratuations on completing your BAR exam!!!


#48

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/13/06 at 9:25pm

I can just imagine my mother's expression when she gets the card:

Demons are prowling everywhere . . . but nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around."
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
#49

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:44am

Do you think that walls can hide you?
Even now I'm at your window
I am in the dark beside you...

You'll never escape.
Love,
Your stalker

In the curtains
in the silver
in the buttons
In the bread...
Every day a little dies..

Happy divorce babe. I'm suing you for all you've got.

"Fidelity is more than mere display, it's what a man expects from life. Fidelity, like mine to Desiree and Charlotte my devoted wife..."
#50

re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:21pm

"If i would write a birthday greeting for him with very little thought, especially about potential misunderstandings:

Happy Birthday to Jew! Happy Birthday to Jew! I wish i was one to o. Happy Birthday to Jew!

Was that offensive or just an example of bad word humour? I guess you will say both."

HILARIOUS. I just laughed out loud, for real. Why isn't that a real card??!?!?
"You know, a little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire, so I supressed the urge to laugh in her face. But now, by gum, I think she might have been on to something!" --Reefer Madness

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