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What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
#25re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:23pm
Just keep moving on
Anything you do
Let it come from you
Then it will be new
Give us more to see...
Happy Graduation!
Junior
Stand-by Joined: 4/12/06
#26re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:35pm
You'll be swell!
You'll be great!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
starting here, starting now,
honey everything's coming up roses!
Good Luck with the new job!
#27re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 12:48pm
Funny, you're a stranger who's come here
Come from another town.
Enjoy Your New Home from Your Local Welcome Wagon
#28re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:04pm
Loving you is not a choice
It's who I am
Loving you is not a choice
and not much reason to rejoice
Happy Valentine's Day!
#29re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:06pm
Mama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' stong.
Mama's movin' on.
Mama's all alone.
Mama doesn't care.
Mama's lettin' loose.
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's lettin' go.
Mama?
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's gotta move.
Mama's gotta go.
Mama? Mama?
Mama's gotta let go.
HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY!!!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#30re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:08pm
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row.
Bump in a dump till you're dead.
Enjoy your retirement!
KaturianKaturian
Swing Joined: 11/2/06
#31re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:11pm
It takes one
To begin, but then once
You've begun,
It takes two of you.
It's no fun,
But what needs to be done
You can do
When there's two of you.
If I dare,
It's because I'm becoming
Aware of us
As a pair of us,
Each accepting a share
Of what's there.
Happy Anniversary!
"What is love? 'Tis not hereafter. Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure. In delay there lies no plenty. Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty. Youth's a stuff will not endure." - Twelfth Night (Act 2, Scene 3)
#32re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:12pm
The sun won't set,
It's fruitless to hope or to fret,
It's dark as it's going to get.
The hands on the clock turn,
But don't sing a nocturne
Just yet.
Happy summer solstice, you pagan heathen!
singingbackup
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/06
#33re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:19pm
"Not a day goes by,
Not a blessed day
But you're still somehow part of my life
And you won't go away."
~ Thanks for the STD, B*TCH! ~
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:19 PM
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#34re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:29pm
Good times
And bum times
I've seen them all
And my dear
I'm still here
Here's hoping you paid the life insurance premium.
#35re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:40pm
To that lecherous, lude, lascivious, loathsome, lying, lazy, dirty old man of mine,
Happy Anniversary!
singingbackup
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/06
#36re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:41pm
"Who wants to live in New York?
Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat?
Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street?"
~ Heard you were moving ~
TheEnchantedHunter
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/27/05
#37re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:43pm
Got a rocket in your pocket...
Turn off the juice, boy!
Congratulations on your vasectomy!
Georg Von Trapp
Salzburg, Austria
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:43 PM
#38re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:46pm
These are awesome!
I have nothing to add.
#39re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 1:48pm
I think it would be really awesome if I got a dozen roses from a secret admirer with a card attached saying: "The light behind your window -- it penetrates your gown."
Updated On: 11/13/06 at 01:48 PM
Junior
Stand-by Joined: 4/12/06
#40re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 2:03pm
LOL! im officially in love with everyone who's posted on here
singingbackup
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/06
#42re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 2:46pm
COVER:
The sun comes up
I think about you
The Coffee cup
I think about you
INSIDE:
I want you so
It's like I'm losing my mind.....
Miss you!!
#43re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 2:46pmThat's what I want with the second dozen roses.
virgil blessing2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/12/04
#44re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 3:13pm
COVER: "Lookie, lookie, there's a Cookie! Lock 'em up! Put 'em away. In the Jar!"
INSIDE: "Best of luck on your new diet!"
(from "Anyone Can Whistle", for all you youngin's out there)
#45re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 8:47pm
You're a very special girl, and not because you're bright...
Congrats on completing cosmetology school!
#46re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 9:19pm
"I'm waiting
I want you bleeders"
You're a Surgeon!
"I know things now many valuable things that I hadn't thought to explore"
Congrats on completing Therapy, my friend!
"There's no place like London!
I feel home again"
Welcome home
"Is that just disgusting? You'll have to concede it. It's nothing but crusting- here, drink this, you'll need it"
Congratuations on completing your BAR exam!!!
#47re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/13/06 at 9:25pm
I can just imagine my mother's expression when she gets the card:
Demons are prowling everywhere . . . but nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around."
To Kill A Mockingbird
Broadway Style
Stand-by Joined: 2/16/04
#48re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/15/06 at 2:44am
Do you think that walls can hide you?
Even now I'm at your window
I am in the dark beside you...
You'll never escape.
Love,
Your stalker
In the curtains
in the silver
in the buttons
In the bread...
Every day a little dies..
Happy divorce babe. I'm suing you for all you've got.
bella cantato
Broadway Star Joined: 3/16/04
#49re: What if Sondheim wrote greeting cards?
Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:21pm
"If i would write a birthday greeting for him with very little thought, especially about potential misunderstandings:
Happy Birthday to Jew! Happy Birthday to Jew! I wish i was one to o. Happy Birthday to Jew!
Was that offensive or just an example of bad word humour? I guess you will say both."
HILARIOUS. I just laughed out loud, for real. Why isn't that a real card??!?!?
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