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#26

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:34am

You guys are funny!! i'm not that cool so I would add anything

and all that I could do because of you was talk of love...

#27

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:47am

Haha Zeppie, loved some of yours, especially Once On This Island...just saw Dessa Rose, put me in a Once On This Island mood.

Okay here's mine, not really trying to be funnyb ut still:

Christine: God give me courage to show you you are not alone.

::Christine and Phantom passionately kiss::

::Phantom cries::

Phantom: go! leave me alone!

Christine: No, I changed my mind, I do want to stay here with you!

Phantom/Raoul: WHAT?!

Christine: You were there for me in my darkest times, and you are a part of me. This is where I belong.

Raoul: But...you just said you loved me.

Christine: Well I did...but then I kissed him, and well, sorry hun, there's no comparison. Thanks for the ring!

::Raoul exits the opera house to find a hysterical Carlotta upset about Piangi's death. The two console each other, have sex, and end up together.::

THE END

"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli

#28

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 1:25am

What if it turned out that Annie's real father actually WAS Warbucks?

"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman

#29

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:04am

TOMMY:

Tommy can you hear me?

Tommy: Um. Duh?

"I know now that theatre saved my life." - Susan Stroman

#30

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:12am

Damn Yankee's

After Joe Hardy sells his soul to Applegate and leaves his wife, she finds a suicide note.

Curtain.

#31

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:33am

In honor of the upcomming Star Wars film:

Scar: Simba, I am your father
Simba: No, I don't believe you!
Scar: It's true, your mother was a slut. I got my groove on. Why do you think your father hates me so? It's not because I broke some weird rule. It's because I had a bigger . . .
Simba: Nooooooooo!!!

Updated On: 5/9/05 at 02:33 AM

#32

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:34am

Oliver!

Oliver: Please, sir, I want some...more?

Bumble: More? Sure kid, have at it.

"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival

#33

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:41am

Loved the ONCE ON THIS ISLAND one..here's mine...

DREAMGIRLS

Deena: (sings) Believe me Effie, I never knew what Curtis was doing to you..I'm sorry, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, how many times, oh Effie, how many time I wanted to see you

Effie: Shut up bitch...(Effie pulls a gun and shoots her and Effie walks off humming STEPPIN TO THE BAD SIDE...)

Curtain

"When love comes so strong. There is no right or wrong. Your love is your life!" WEST SIDE STORY

Updated On: 5/9/05 at 02:41 AM

#34

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:11am

CHICAGO

Roxie Hart; So what's the verdict, Judge?

Judge: "Guilty,guilty,guilty. I senctence you to life in prison. Court adjourned"-bangs gavel

CURTAIN

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

#35

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:18am

Sweeney Todd

Mrs. Lovetts hints to Sweeney about putting Pirelli in the pies.

Sweeney: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's sick! You're ****ed up, lady. (leaves the pie shop)

Curtain

Updated On: 5/9/05 at 03:18 AM

#36

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:06am

What if Wicked, ended like in the book.....

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#37

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:09am

I heard that a foreign production of Rent actually had Mimi not come back in the end. Did anyone else hear this? It was quite the scandal back in the day.

#38

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:16am

Does it have to be the end of a musical....?

Like if at the end "A little Fall of Rain" Eponine pops up and says "Just kidding?"

...if Christine Daae picked the dude in the mask?

...if there was a double wedding at the end of "Mama Mia."

BLAH BLAH BLAH

#39

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:27am

"Ragtime"

Coalhouse: Hello. I'm looking for a young woman of color. She is said to reside in one of these hous-

Mother: Back up, punk, before I unmercifully mace your face!

#40

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:46am

at the end of Blood Brothers

When she tells him that they were twins and she had to give one up. Instead of yelling "I coulda been 'im! I coulda been 'im" -- He shoots his mom instead and says "That's for splitting up up B**ch" and the brother walk off hand in hand,

#41

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:53am

Wicked:
"We can never come back to OZ can we?"
"Sure! Let's just go knock off that annoying twit Glinda and then we can run the place!"

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

#42

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 11:36am

hehehe boxofficejon, love your Blood Brothers ending......

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#43

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 11:55am

Effie: "I'm pregnant!"

Curtain

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#44

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:02pm

I loved the Sweeney Todd one.

TMM

Jimmy: Will you marry me, as poor as I am?
Millie: No, Im marrying my boss.
Jimmy: Screw you bitch, Im worth 100 million dollars!
Millie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curtain

Company
Robert: Amy, Will you marry me? (sings marry me a little)
Amy: Sure why not.
Paul: What the hell?

Curtain (meaning the show has no point and found some sort of plot for the songs)

I don't know how to od it but what would happen if Todd didnt really kill his wife?

<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado

#45

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:16pm

Wicked:

Nessarose moves about a 3 feet away from where she is standing when Dorothy arrives.
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And my personal favorite:
Little Women:

Laurie: Jo. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you! Marry Me!

Jo: Really? F**K YEAH! Of course!
(You know how many times I wish that had happened...)

#46

re: What if a musical ended differently?

Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:21pm

what if mimi died at the end of rent and we actually learned that there's really no day but today... oh wait, that would be the original la boheme and it would be the way rent should end... i always get pissed off that she lives... i like to cut off my cd before the finale b.

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