What if a musical ended differently?
#25re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:34amYou guys are funny!! i'm not that cool so I would add anything
#26re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 12:47am
Haha Zeppie, loved some of yours, especially Once On This Island...just saw Dessa Rose, put me in a Once On This Island mood.
Okay here's mine, not really trying to be funnyb ut still:
Christine: God give me courage to show you you are not alone.
::Christine and Phantom passionately kiss::
::Phantom cries::
Phantom: go! leave me alone!
Christine: No, I changed my mind, I do want to stay here with you!
Phantom/Raoul: WHAT?!
Christine: You were there for me in my darkest times, and you are a part of me. This is where I belong.
Raoul: But...you just said you loved me.
Christine: Well I did...but then I kissed him, and well, sorry hun, there's no comparison. Thanks for the ring!
::Raoul exits the opera house to find a hysterical Carlotta upset about Piangi's death. The two console each other, have sex, and end up together.::
THE END
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#27re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 1:25amWhat if it turned out that Annie's real father actually WAS Warbucks?
iluvtheatertrash
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
#28re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:04am
TOMMY:
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy: Um. Duh?
#29re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:12am
Damn Yankee's
After Joe Hardy sells his soul to Applegate and leaves his wife, she finds a suicide note.
Curtain.
#30re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:33am
In honor of the upcomming Star Wars film:
Scar: Simba, I am your father
Simba: No, I don't believe you!
Scar: It's true, your mother was a slut. I got my groove on. Why do you think your father hates me so? It's not because I broke some weird rule. It's because I had a bigger . . .
Simba: Nooooooooo!!!
Updated On: 5/9/05 at 02:33 AM
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#31re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:34am
Oliver!
Oliver: Please, sir, I want some...more?
Bumble: More? Sure kid, have at it.
#32re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 2:41am
Loved the ONCE ON THIS ISLAND one..here's mine...
DREAMGIRLS
Deena: (sings) Believe me Effie, I never knew what Curtis was doing to you..I'm sorry, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, how many times, oh Effie, how many time I wanted to see you
Effie: Shut up bitch...(Effie pulls a gun and shoots her and Effie walks off humming STEPPIN TO THE BAD SIDE...)
Curtain
#33re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:11am
CHICAGO
Roxie Hart; So what's the verdict, Judge?
Judge: "Guilty,guilty,guilty. I senctence you to life in prison. Court adjourned"-bangs gavel
CURTAIN
#34re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:18am
Sweeney Todd
Mrs. Lovetts hints to Sweeney about putting Pirelli in the pies.
Sweeney: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's sick! You're ****ed up, lady. (leaves the pie shop)
Curtain
#35re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:06am
What if Wicked, ended like in the book.....
MissChanandlerBong
Swing Joined: 10/12/04
#36re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:09amI heard that a foreign production of Rent actually had Mimi not come back in the end. Did anyone else hear this? It was quite the scandal back in the day.
mikewood
Broadway Star Joined: 4/7/05
#37re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:16am
Does it have to be the end of a musical....?
Like if at the end "A little Fall of Rain" Eponine pops up and says "Just kidding?"
...if Christine Daae picked the dude in the mask?
...if there was a double wedding at the end of "Mama Mia."
#38re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:27am
"Ragtime"
Coalhouse: Hello. I'm looking for a young woman of color. She is said to reside in one of these hous-
Mother: Back up, punk, before I unmercifully mace your face!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#39re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:46am
at the end of Blood Brothers
When she tells him that they were twins and she had to give one up. Instead of yelling "I coulda been 'im! I coulda been 'im" -- He shoots his mom instead and says "That's for splitting up up B**ch" and the brother walk off hand in hand,
#40re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 10:53am
Wicked:
"We can never come back to OZ can we?"
"Sure! Let's just go knock off that annoying twit Glinda and then we can run the place!"
#41re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 11:36amhehehe boxofficejon, love your Blood Brothers ending......
#42re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 11:55am
Effie: "I'm pregnant!"
Curtain
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#43re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:02pm
I loved the Sweeney Todd one.
TMM
Jimmy: Will you marry me, as poor as I am?
Millie: No, Im marrying my boss.
Jimmy: Screw you bitch, Im worth 100 million dollars!
Millie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curtain
Company
Robert: Amy, Will you marry me? (sings marry me a little)
Amy: Sure why not.
Paul: What the hell?
Curtain (meaning the show has no point and found some sort of plot for the songs)
I don't know how to od it but what would happen if Todd didnt really kill his wife?
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
#44re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:16pm
Wicked:
Nessarose moves about a 3 feet away from where she is standing when Dorothy arrives.
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And my personal favorite:
Little Women:
Laurie: Jo. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you! Marry Me!
Jo: Really? F**K YEAH! Of course!
(You know how many times I wish that had happened...)
apdarcey
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
#45re: What if a musical ended differently?
Posted: 5/9/05 at 3:21pmwhat if mimi died at the end of rent and we actually learned that there's really no day but today... oh wait, that would be the original la boheme and it would be the way rent should end... i always get pissed off that she lives... i like to cut off my cd before the finale b.
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