You guys are funny!! i'm not that cool so I would add anything
Haha Zeppie, loved some of yours, especially Once On This Island...just saw Dessa Rose, put me in a Once On This Island mood.
Okay here's mine, not really trying to be funnyb ut still:
Christine: God give me courage to show you you are not alone.
::Christine and Phantom passionately kiss::
::Phantom cries::
Phantom: go! leave me alone!
Christine: No, I changed my mind, I do want to stay here with you!
Phantom/Raoul: WHAT?!
Christine: You were there for me in my darkest times, and you are a part of me. This is where I belong.
Raoul: But...you just said you loved me.
Christine: Well I did...but then I kissed him, and well, sorry hun, there's no comparison. Thanks for the ring!
::Raoul exits the opera house to find a hysterical Carlotta upset about Piangi's death. The two console each other, have sex, and end up together.::
THE END
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
What if it turned out that Annie's real father actually WAS Warbucks?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
TOMMY:
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy: Um. Duh?
Damn Yankee's
After Joe Hardy sells his soul to Applegate and leaves his wife, she finds a suicide note.
Curtain.
In honor of the upcomming Star Wars film:
Scar: Simba, I am your father
Simba: No, I don't believe you!
Scar: It's true, your mother was a slut. I got my groove on. Why do you think your father hates me so? It's not because I broke some weird rule. It's because I had a bigger . . .
Simba: Nooooooooo!!!
Updated On: 5/9/05 at 02:33 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
Oliver!
Oliver: Please, sir, I want some...more?
Bumble: More? Sure kid, have at it.
Loved the ONCE ON THIS ISLAND one..here's mine...
DREAMGIRLS
Deena: (sings) Believe me Effie, I never knew what Curtis was doing to you..I'm sorry, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, how many times, oh Effie, how many time I wanted to see you
Effie: Shut up bitch...(Effie pulls a gun and shoots her and Effie walks off humming STEPPIN TO THE BAD SIDE...)
Curtain
CHICAGO
Roxie Hart; So what's the verdict, Judge?
Judge: "Guilty,guilty,guilty. I senctence you to life in prison. Court adjourned"-bangs gavel
CURTAIN
Sweeney Todd
Mrs. Lovetts hints to Sweeney about putting Pirelli in the pies.
Sweeney: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's sick! You're ****ed up, lady. (leaves the pie shop)
Curtain
What if Wicked, ended like in the book.....
Swing Joined: 10/12/04
I heard that a foreign production of Rent actually had Mimi not come back in the end. Did anyone else hear this? It was quite the scandal back in the day.
Broadway Star Joined: 4/7/05
Does it have to be the end of a musical....?
Like if at the end "A little Fall of Rain" Eponine pops up and says "Just kidding?"
...if Christine Daae picked the dude in the mask?
...if there was a double wedding at the end of "Mama Mia."
"Ragtime"
Coalhouse: Hello. I'm looking for a young woman of color. She is said to reside in one of these hous-
Mother: Back up, punk, before I unmercifully mace your face!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
at the end of Blood Brothers
When she tells him that they were twins and she had to give one up. Instead of yelling "I coulda been 'im! I coulda been 'im" -- He shoots his mom instead and says "That's for splitting up up B**ch" and the brother walk off hand in hand,
Wicked:
"We can never come back to OZ can we?"
"Sure! Let's just go knock off that annoying twit Glinda and then we can run the place!"
hehehe boxofficejon, love your Blood Brothers ending......
Effie: "I'm pregnant!"
Curtain
I loved the Sweeney Todd one.
TMM
Jimmy: Will you marry me, as poor as I am?
Millie: No, Im marrying my boss.
Jimmy: Screw you bitch, Im worth 100 million dollars!
Millie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curtain
Company
Robert: Amy, Will you marry me? (sings marry me a little)
Amy: Sure why not.
Paul: What the hell?
Curtain (meaning the show has no point and found some sort of plot for the songs)
I don't know how to od it but what would happen if Todd didnt really kill his wife?
Wicked:
Nessarose moves about a 3 feet away from where she is standing when Dorothy arrives.
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And my personal favorite:
Little Women:
Laurie: Jo. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you! Marry Me!
Jo: Really? F**K YEAH! Of course!
(You know how many times I wish that had happened...)
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/10/04
what if mimi died at the end of rent and we actually learned that there's really no day but today... oh wait, that would be the original la boheme and it would be the way rent should end... i always get pissed off that she lives... i like to cut off my cd before the finale b.
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