?? --- First of all, I love your "name!"
A couple of things to clarify:
1) I do think "Cats" is a terrific show, and in my first time attending (with the OBC) it was/is one of the best experiences I've ever had in the theatre. (yeah, I've seen quite a few shows, before you ask...)
2) It's not THE BEST thing I've ever seen... but it's definitely near the top (again, based on my opinion of the OBC, not the 3 billionth performance of it).
3) I guess I should point out to you that your reasons listed for hating "Cats" have absolutely nothing to do with the show itself... but rather an "allergic reaction" to its monumental success. Hopefully, someday you can separate the two.
And the fact that you didn't find Avenue Q to be that funny? Neither did I, brotha, so put'er there!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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