this isn't my favorite funny line, but it's a funny one that I just thought of.
In Jersey Boys, when Tommy DeVito doesn't get why they're naming their song "Walk Like A Man" (he actually argues, "As opposed to what, A Woman?") and Bob Crewe goes:
"Look Ms. Congeniality, it's a me-ta-phor!"
Ha, I love Peter Gregus
"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order."
The Nanny Diaries