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What is your favorite funny line from a musical?

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FosseForever3
#50re: What is your favorite funny line from a musical?
Posted: 5/16/07 at 3:22pm

this isn't my favorite funny line, but it's a funny one that I just thought of.

In Jersey Boys, when Tommy DeVito doesn't get why they're naming their song "Walk Like A Man" (he actually argues, "As opposed to what, A Woman?") and Bob Crewe goes:

"Look Ms. Congeniality, it's a me-ta-phor!"

Ha, I love Peter Gregus


"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order." The Nanny Diaries

Mattbrain
#51re: What is your favorite funny line from a musical?
Posted: 5/16/07 at 4:26pm

The Drowsy Chaperone:

Chaperone: Underling, why are you dripping wet?

Underling: Because, madame, I was born into poverty.


Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you. --Cartman: South Park ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."

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Gypsy9
#52re: What is your favorite funny line from a musical?
Posted: 5/16/07 at 5:09pm

From GYPSY, in producer Grantziger's office:
Rose: How are Louise and I supposed to live?
Cratchitt: You might get a job, dear.
Rose: I have a job, dear, and I do it damn well! My daughters are my job and I have two of them!


"Madam Rose...and her daughter...Gypsy!"


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