#1
Posted: 2/22/04 at 8:59pm
From a musical, a quote from the script (not in a song) from a show presenting on Broadway...
What is your favourite B'way musical quote?
#2
Posted: 2/22/04 at 9:14pm
Ugh, I can't remember the exact quote, but it's something like this:
"What do you guys do in special ed?"
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray
It completely describes my High School Musical.
"What do you guys do in special ed?"
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray
It completely describes my High School Musical.
#3
Posted: 2/22/04 at 9:15pm
(about Tom Sawyer)
Millie: Was he...sexy?
Graydon: He was twelve!
Millie: Well, if you got it, you got it!
Thoroughly Modern Millie
I dunno if it's my fave and i have a lot more...i promise I'll think of them later but that's just such a funny line and Sutton always delivers it sooo well!
Millie: Was he...sexy?
Graydon: He was twelve!
Millie: Well, if you got it, you got it!
Thoroughly Modern Millie
I dunno if it's my fave and i have a lot more...i promise I'll think of them later but that's just such a funny line and Sutton always delivers it sooo well!
"Take a breath. Take a step. Take a chance. Take your time." -L5Y
#4
Posted: 2/22/04 at 9:27pm
"You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones." -RENT
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#5
Posted: 2/22/04 at 9:29pm
That quote from TMM is great...everytime Sutton says it I die laughing.
#6
Posted: 2/22/04 at 9:41pm
"You are OUT OF CONTROL! I mean c'mon, it's just a pair of shoes! Get over it!"
-Glinda in Wicked
"We Can't all travel by bubble"
-Elphaba in Wicked
"Let the green girl go!"
-Fiyero in Wicked
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Nothing like a little Wicked:)
-Glinda in Wicked
"We Can't all travel by bubble"
-Elphaba in Wicked
"Let the green girl go!"
-Fiyero in Wicked
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Nothing like a little Wicked:)
#7
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:06pm
Annie -
"Why any kid would wanna be an orphan, I'll never know."
Miss Hannigan, no one ever laughed at me, I must have sucked it up, cuase I think it is funny. lol Probably not my favorite, just can't think of any others at this point.
"Why any kid would wanna be an orphan, I'll never know."
Miss Hannigan, no one ever laughed at me, I must have sucked it up, cuase I think it is funny. lol Probably not my favorite, just can't think of any others at this point.
#8
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:17pm
"Well, why not hydraulics?"
"Heh, heh, heh....You run along now, Little Sally."
-Spencer Kayden and Jeff McCarthy in Urinetown
"Heh, heh, heh....You run along now, Little Sally."
-Spencer Kayden and Jeff McCarthy in Urinetown
#9
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:17pm
"My mother had a baby once". Jigger in Carousel
"Put on a new coat of paint. You're starting to peel" Jigger in Carousel
"I'll name it later". Adam (talking about Eve) in The Apple Tree
"Put on a new coat of paint. You're starting to peel" Jigger in Carousel
"I'll name it later". Adam (talking about Eve) in The Apple Tree
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#10
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:19pm
From The Producers: "Who do ya gotta F*** to get ahead around here?!"
and
"Heil Myself"
I haven't laughed out loud like that in awhile..
and
"Heil Myself"
I haven't laughed out loud like that in awhile..
Call it a regime change...
#11
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:22pm
"New York is the center of New York." Gypsy.
"I was trying to be a good mother." Into the Woods.
"I was trying to be a good mother." Into the Woods.
"Everything's coming up roses, this time for me!"
#12
Posted: 2/22/04 at 10:22pm
AMNERIS. Radames! This is my bedchamber. You can't just... you know you shouldn't... Aida, leave
RADAMES. Is that your bed in there?
AMNERIS.Silk covered and fat with feathers.
RADAMES.Why don't you go in and I'll join you in a moment.
AMNERIS. Radames, are you sure? We're going to be married in a week.
RADAMES. Amneris, we've been engaged nine years.
AMNERIS. Good point.
AMNERIS.Radames! You barge into my bedchamber, waging a full-frontal attack, so to speak... and now you're stalling. Why?
RADAMES. I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
AMNERIS. There's a buck-naked princess lounging in her bed, calling your name. What, exactly didn't you realize? Before our wedding night, pack up some of that dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the female body, Captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore.(RADAMES looks around and then runs out of the room.)Was it something I said? When we were children we understood each other so well. Now he's a mystery to me.
Aida. What that man sees and understands could be etched on a grain of sand
. i have aida in the player, i love that scene! haha
RADAMES. Is that your bed in there?
AMNERIS.Silk covered and fat with feathers.
RADAMES.Why don't you go in and I'll join you in a moment.
AMNERIS. Radames, are you sure? We're going to be married in a week.
RADAMES. Amneris, we've been engaged nine years.
AMNERIS. Good point.
AMNERIS.Radames! You barge into my bedchamber, waging a full-frontal attack, so to speak... and now you're stalling. Why?
RADAMES. I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
AMNERIS. There's a buck-naked princess lounging in her bed, calling your name. What, exactly didn't you realize? Before our wedding night, pack up some of that dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the female body, Captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore.(RADAMES looks around and then runs out of the room.)Was it something I said? When we were children we understood each other so well. Now he's a mystery to me.
Aida. What that man sees and understands could be etched on a grain of sand
. i have aida in the player, i love that scene! haha
""the gays love their presents. just wave something shiny in front of their faces, you can get whatever you want. Thats how we got manhattan from the gay indians" -Karen (W&G)"
#13
Posted: 2/23/04 at 10:36am
I hope I remember it correctly but it was something like...
MOTHER : If you want to marry my son you will have to go over my dead body.
IRENE : That sounds like a very good route !
from " Crazy for You "
MOTHER : If you want to marry my son you will have to go over my dead body.
IRENE : That sounds like a very good route !
from " Crazy for You "
#14
Posted: 2/23/04 at 10:59am
""What do you guys do in special ed?"
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray
It completely describes my High School Musical." ~ JoizeyActor
Yeah that was def. my high school 2 lol, I loved that line I'm so upset they took it out of the show!
Penny: Hi Mrs. Pingleton.. I mean mom! ~ It kind of gets lost under the excitement of everything else going on on stage but I love it! along with like everything else Penny (the joys of side kicks) says but still.
Millie: I'm broke not poor.
Ms. Dorothy: There's a difference?
Millie: Poor sounds permanent, broke can be fixed ~ the words I live by.
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray
It completely describes my High School Musical." ~ JoizeyActor
Yeah that was def. my high school 2 lol, I loved that line I'm so upset they took it out of the show!
Penny: Hi Mrs. Pingleton.. I mean mom! ~ It kind of gets lost under the excitement of everything else going on on stage but I love it! along with like everything else Penny (the joys of side kicks) says but still.
Millie: I'm broke not poor.
Ms. Dorothy: There's a difference?
Millie: Poor sounds permanent, broke can be fixed ~ the words I live by.
Grace: My love for you is like this scar (points to elbow) ulgy but permanent!
#15
Posted: 2/23/04 at 11:03am
A few from "The Boy From Oz":
Dee: "You're not Legs Diamond...you're not even NEIL Diamond!"
Peter: "I need to know I can do this in Australia, they only stand for the Queen."
Greg: "Well?"
Liza: "Sex sucks. If it weren't for sex we could have been so happy."
Lizzy
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Dee: "You're not Legs Diamond...you're not even NEIL Diamond!"
Peter: "I need to know I can do this in Australia, they only stand for the Queen."
Greg: "Well?"
Liza: "Sex sucks. If it weren't for sex we could have been so happy."
Lizzy
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#16
Posted: 2/23/04 at 12:39pm
Lil head
Who do you have to f--- to get a break in this town!(Producers)
Mine- If you don't like the way i look well i don't give a damn.
Edna- Hairspray.
I'm a pretty girl Mamma- Hairspray
I can hear the bells- Hairspray
Who do you have to f--- to get a break in this town!(Producers)
Mine- If you don't like the way i look well i don't give a damn.
Edna- Hairspray.
I'm a pretty girl Mamma- Hairspray
I can hear the bells- Hairspray
Updated On: 2/23/04 at 12:39 PM
#17
Posted: 2/23/04 at 3:04pm
"Call nothing thine own, except thy soul. Love not what thou art, but only what thou may become. Do not persue pleasure, for thou may have the misfortune to overtake it. Look always forward. In last year's nest, there are no birds this year. Be just to all men, be Courteous to all women. Live in the vision of that one for whom all great deeds are done. She that is called Dulcinea"
Cervantes as Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha.
Cervantes as Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#18
Posted: 2/23/04 at 3:55pm
My favorite will always be:
"I need your shoe to have a child!" - Baker's Wife in Into the Woods
Personally, I think Into the Woods has some of the best one-liners in Broadway history.
"I need your shoe to have a child!" - Baker's Wife in Into the Woods
Personally, I think Into the Woods has some of the best one-liners in Broadway history.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19
Posted: 2/23/04 at 5:27pm
damn it you beat me! Mister Matt
"Look on the Bright Side
Not on the Blackside
get off your backside
shine those shoes!
This is your golden opportunity:
Your the lightning and the news!"
-Assassins
#20
Posted: 2/23/04 at 5:31pm
"I was raised to be charming, not sincere."
'Nother Into the Woods gem.
'Nother Into the Woods gem.
#21
Posted: 2/23/04 at 5:39pm
"Dont dream it, be it."
RHS
Among the many...Too Too Many Musical Quotes I love
RHS
Among the many...Too Too Many Musical Quotes I love
"They hear drums. We hear music."
#22
Posted: 2/23/04 at 6:04pm
"I've grown accustomed to her face."
--Alan Jay Lerner, MY FAIR LADY
--Alan Jay Lerner, MY FAIR LADY
#23
Posted: 2/23/04 at 6:09pm
JULIAN: Who was that?
BILLY (Or ANDY): She wants to be in the line (something like that).
JULIAN: Of who, Notre Dame? -- 42nd Street
Also, when I saw the Hairspray tour in Boston, it was the day after the Red Sox lost the playoff game against the Yankees. During "Timeless to Me" there was a long pause and Bruce Vilanch uttered, "Why don't we sing something from Damn Yankees!" The whole audience went crazy for almost five minutes.
BILLY (Or ANDY): She wants to be in the line (something like that).
JULIAN: Of who, Notre Dame? -- 42nd Street
Also, when I saw the Hairspray tour in Boston, it was the day after the Red Sox lost the playoff game against the Yankees. During "Timeless to Me" there was a long pause and Bruce Vilanch uttered, "Why don't we sing something from Damn Yankees!" The whole audience went crazy for almost five minutes.
#24
Posted: 2/23/04 at 6:30pm
I too must go with ""What do you guys do in special ed?"
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray. It just reminds me of my high school musical. A lot.
"We do MUSICALS!" - - - - Hairspray. It just reminds me of my high school musical. A lot.
"Wherever you go... I'll be right there. When you get your own private kick in the ass, just remember: it's a present from me to you."
Rose's dying words to Louise
#25
Posted: 2/23/04 at 8:03pm
"Don't be afraid it won't be perfect, the only thing to be afraid of really is that it won't be." from Company
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