SIDE SHOW:
Woman at Party: "Whoever you are, don't you want to be normal?"
Violet: "Whoever you are, don't you?"
Todd Browning: "For Pete's Sake I'll marry one of them"
A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC:
Countess: "Happy birthday to me."
Madam Armfeldt: "If they are actors they will have to sleep in the stables"
ASSASSINS:
John Wilkes Booth: "Brutus assassinated Caesar, what, 2,000 years ago? And here's a high school drop-out with a $1.25-an-hour job in Dallas Texas who knows who he was. And they say fame is fleeting."
INTO THE WOODS:
Baker: "Where did you find it?"
Baker's Wife: "I pulled it from a maiden in a tower"
Baker's Wife: "We are moving!"
NINE:
Guido's Mother:"If only Guido had become a priest or a lawyer. But no. He makes these films I can't explain to my friends" (Okay, I know it's sung, but it's such a great line :)
Liliane La Fleur: "I have to tell you, I am not pleased with this reception!"
There are glasses to raise in the praise of survivin' the day