dirty rotten scoundrels- depends heavily on who's nominated heres my suggestions for 3 scenarios
john and norbert get a nom- dirty rotten number
john norbert and sherie all get noms- medley: great big stuff, give them what they want, here i am
only norbert gets a nom- great big stuff
chitty- title song
spamelot- you won't succeed on broadway
revivals-
la cage- i am what i am or a medley of that and song on the sand
sweet charity- big spender
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel