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What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
JeffG
Leading Actor Joined: 12/28/03
#50re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 11:09amI think Corine2 has written some of the most vicious reviews on this board. Sure, if she likes the show, you're in the clear. If she doesn't, look out!
andyf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/12/04
#51re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 11:16amHahaha Amy.
Andrew, tonight isn't about you! It isn't even about me!!! - [FD]
#52re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 11:17amLMAO Amy
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robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#53re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 12:09pmI love Amy more than my own life.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#54re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 1:48pm
My favorite was actually a TV review - Stuart Klein I believe for Channel 9 news in NYC - Opening night of "Titanic". As memory serves this is the review in its entirety:
"Titanic - The Musical opened tonight. Glug. Glug. Glug. This is Stuart Klein reporting live from the Lunt-Fontaine Theatre - back to you in the studio."
"When you're a gay man, you have to feel good about yourself when a urologist says, "Yeah. I pick you". - Happy Endings
Sally
Broadway Star Joined: 5/12/03
#55re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 2:36pm
Dance of the Vampires didn't exactly get raves. Ken Mandlebaum concludes his review this way:
"For those who found Jekyll & Hyde too intellectually challenging, Dance of the Vampires may be just the thing. A bona fide Eurotrash bonanza, Vampires would surely have been wiser to unpack its bags in the West End or in Las Vegas. It may make one nostalgic for such hallowed Minskoff Theatre fare as Rockabye Hamlet, Got Tu Go Disco, Marilyn: An American Fable, Teddy and Alice, Tom Sawyer, Saturday Night Fever, or even Metro, the Minskoff's last foreign-language import. Needless to say, collectors will have to catch Dance of the Vampires. As the title of one of Krolock's songs puts it, a good nightmare comes so rarely. Don't forget the garlic."
Hank
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#56re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 5:51pm
Amy: Thank's for those pictures, I loved them! I couldn't wait to see a school production of Millie. I was wondering how it'll go.
Anyway, I'm in a really good mood right now, I just received my Kennedy Center News and guess who's on the front cover? Darcie Roberts as Millie in her red "Gimmie-Gimmie" dress!
I'll be seeing the tour show soon, not in Washington, but in Baltimore.
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#57re: What's The Most Vicious Theater Review You Ever Read?
Posted: 10/15/04 at 6:36pmAny Frank Wildhorn review especially those for Dracula
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