Ok, I confess! The whole point of this thread was so that I could say, "DRACULA IS A MASTERPIECE AND WILL RUN FOR 1,000 YEARS AND ANYONE WHO HATES IT IS A BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!"
That's like asking which way do you want to die? Burn alive or be slowly bled to death.
"It does what a musical is supposed to do; it takes you to another world. And it gives you a little tune to carry in your head. Something to take you away from the dreary horrors of the real world. A little something for when you're feeling blue. You know?"