daphnerocks - "Hey 15 year old girl, she's not. Less than zero, as the other people in the photos."
Don't comment on those you don't know. Many of the other people are on Broadway, but I'm sure they'll be happy to know your meaningless opinion of them.
"This is New York City, not Ohio. We do more than dinner theater. With all respect."
I see no respect in that statement. Theatre in Ohio is important to those in Ohio. No one asked where you live or your opinion of theatre outside of NYC. And there is more than "dinner theatre" in Ohio. If you're going to be so judgemental, please log on to SouthernBaptistRepublicanWorld.com
"Whose Linda? Eder? Lensi? Isn't she a fan?"
"Whose" should be "Who's". That 15 year-old you're bashing has better grammar.
"BUT that Osmond boy can give my playbill a smudge anyday!"
That makes absolutely no sense. Your metaphor is meaningless. What is the advantage of a smudged Playbill? Why is it "smudged" specifically? It's like saying "That lobster can extract my philodendron any day!" Note: any day is two words, not one
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