Who needs a MOJITO time? — Page 31

Oh my sweet Jesus, those look scrumdiliumptious. I want one NOW!!!

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That Godiva martini is to die for.

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and they make a KILLER cosmo!

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I think a date might be a great idea!

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mom, we'll always have Spamalot!

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Hm... would that fit my Pineapple Rum + OJ? Prolly not, too tropical.

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After the past 4 hours I've had I need a Mojito, a bottle of Tequila, some Scotch, and Whisky. Just start an open tab for me...

Morning Dame....I heard sex on the beach and came running. Now I really got to get dressed for work. Sorry we didn't meet when I was out in LA, but I had no internet connection. Next time I need to get your phone number. I miss you Hussy !!!!

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Bunch of stinking lushes!

who are you calling stinkin' SOMMS?

I think we need tropical drinks while the temps are still warm-ish mom....

*clink*

Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think,-- hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own damn fault