Why Does Alice Hate Me?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:06pm

I've been a fan of hers for so long now and now to hear she hates me and a whole chunk of her fans makes me sad.

Why does she hate us?

[givesmevoice]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:11pm

because you touch yourself.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:12pm

It's true, I do.

[theaterkid1015]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:15pm

I think most people on this board do touch themselves, Jordan.

All the sane ones, at least.

[Lady of the Talkies]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:16pm

You all have a funny way of showing your appreciation for her.

If one's not fangirl-ing over her the next is constantly mocking her sanity and exploiting her personal life.

The number of fans that appreciate her work in a healthy way are few and far between and get lost in the shuffle.

I in no way think she "hates" her fans, but I certainly can understand why she'd grow resentful.

She also in no way hates or resents homosexuals. Some of her closest friends happen to be gay.

[taylorPHENOMENON2]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:19pm

Because you didn't make her a scrapbook.

[AC126748]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:24pm

Jordan, why do YOU hate ME? You haven't responded to any of my sexually explicit, Jan Maxwell-related private messages...

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 3:43pm

I don't respond to sexually oriented material regarding a living legend like Miss Maxwell.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 4:11pm

I was appreciating her work and touching myself at the same time. The people sitting next to me asked me to stop,

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 4:12pm

Because she hates your avatar. Hairless men make her feel clammy.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 6/5/10 at 4:21pm

And hairless clams make her feel like a man.

[TimesSquared]

Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:41pm

Alice hates you because your non-adulation is making her job difficult.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/6/10 at 12:53pm

Absolute awesomeness corrupts absolutely.