It's one of Bernstein's worst shows written by Comden and Green.
It's about a lesbian...oops, sorry...
It's about a Tomboyishly woman and her pretty sister who move to New York from Ohio, and they sing a horrible song that goes like "Why-o Why-o Why-o did I ever leave Ohio"?
And they try to survive.
It has a typical Boy meets girl, boy likes girl's sister Love story that pretty much concludes with a snap of the finger.
Break a leg.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.