Allmylife: As someone who has fought the tourist crowds in the summer and around the holidays to make my way back and forth to work, I can understand that you might have mixed feelings about these people...however, I find your description of them as "yokels" offensive.
Yes, there are people who don't know much about theater who come to NY to see a show, and perhaps some of them are unsophisticated in their entertainment tastes. But there are just as many well educated, smart theater patrons who come from someplace other than NY. And even if you consider them ALL yokels, you might want to consider that their dollars go toward keeping the theater profitable in NY and contribute big bucks to the economy of the city.
"Life is a lesson in humility"