#26
Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:04pm
You steal silverware from Chinese restaurants even when you don't need any and you never stop to wonder why a Chinese restaurant would have silverware in the first place.
You know you're hopelessly addicted to GYPSY when... — Page 2
#27
Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:13pm
...you have the whole world on a plate!
#28
Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:43pm
Your friends never understand why you start blabbing about a Mr. Goldstone every time you see a rock on the floor.
You dress up like a 10 year old for your sweet 16 just so you can curtsey and do splits all over the room.
"Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs."
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
#29
Posted: 5/11/08 at 8:21pm
You wish that your mama had gotten married.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#30
Posted: 5/11/08 at 9:32pm
You start wearing expensive g-strings around your neck.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#31
Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:27pm
Your pee is Orange.
#32
Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:43pm
you pace around muttering to yourself that what you been holding down inside of you, if you ever let it OUT, there wouldn't be SIGNS BIG enough, there wouldn't be LIGHTS BRIGHT enough...
#33
Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:50pm
You are watching the Alec Baldwin interview on 60 Minutes tonight, and all you see is the marquee that he is walking under is Gypsy's!
#34
Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:57pm
You threatedn to "take all these hair ribbons out of your hair"--even though you aren't wearing any.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#35
Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:57pm
ummm... you go to the theatre with two furs.
#36
Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:01pm
(and keep one in the box office)
You plant petunias and find out that everything's coming up roses.
You plant petunias and find out that everything's coming up roses.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#37
Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:04pm
you start to become angry at daffodils.
#38
Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:06pm
What the hell does chris d's last post have to do with GYPSY?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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