You know you're hopelessly addicted to GYPSY when...- Page 2

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:04pm

You steal silverware from Chinese restaurants even when you don't need any and you never stop to wonder why a Chinese restaurant would have silverware in the first place.

[sally1112]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:13pm

...you have the whole world on a plate!

[osage08]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:43pm

Your friends never understand why you start blabbing about a Mr. Goldstone every time you see a rock on the floor.

You dress up like a 10 year old for your sweet 16 just so you can curtsey and do splits all over the room.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 8:21pm

You wish that your mama had gotten married.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 9:32pm

You start wearing expensive g-strings around your neck.

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:27pm

Your pee is Orange.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:43pm

you pace around muttering to yourself that what you been holding down inside of you, if you ever let it OUT, there wouldn't be SIGNS BIG enough, there wouldn't be LIGHTS BRIGHT enough...

[keen on kean]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:50pm

You are watching the Alec Baldwin interview on 60 Minutes tonight, and all you see is the marquee that he is walking under is Gypsy's!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:57pm

You threatedn to "take all these hair ribbons out of your hair"--even though you aren't wearing any.

[chris d]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:57pm

ummm... you go to the theatre with two furs.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:01pm

(and keep one in the box office)

You plant petunias and find out that everything's coming up roses.

[chris d]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:04pm

you start to become angry at daffodils.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:06pm

What the hell does chris d's last post have to do with GYPSY?