You know you're hopelessly addicted to GYPSY when...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:53am

..you have a ticket for another show but find yourself standing in line outside the St. James Theater.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 1:06am

Your grandson is born on May 5th but you're more excited about the recording of the GYPSY obc album, which was started that very day.

[softershade]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 2:00am

You honestly have no idea how you are going to be able to go a whole three months without seeing it.

[the.hard.part]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 9:43am

the background on your computer and phone is Gypsy related, and when you were seriously upset when the city center clips were taken off youtube.

[Elphie3]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 9:50am

You start using quotes from "Gypsy" in daily conversation - and not as in "hey - remember that great quote from "Gypsy?""

[bertandrew2]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 10:58am

Your ordering dinner at RED LOBSTER and you as your waiter for a live lobster.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:07am

"you as your waiter"?

translation?

[DG]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:10am

Updated On: 5/11/08 at 11:10 AM

[jagfkb]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 11:59am

...you buy a stuffed lamb and claim it's a great substitution for a real one.

...you do the same with a dog.

[antiandrewx]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:01pm

You somehow always end up on 44th street buying a ticket for Gypsy, even if you have plans to see another show. :x

[RyToast1]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:08pm

*you name your dog Herbie.
*you hear Lenora's going on at 2:12pm and make it to the theatre from the Upper East Side with time to spare.
*you have a shrine to the show on your bedroom wall.
*your phone ringtone, background & computer wallpaper are all Gypsy related.

[BigFatBlonde]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:11pm

Ah..little gay boys and GYPSY.. touching to know that some things never change.

[allofmylife]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:24pm

You have TWO friends name Rose.

You've called both and screamed "Sing out, Rose."

And they have no idea what you are talking about.

Poor ba***rds.

[into_the_woods2]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 12:53pm

when people walk into your house expecting you to host them you bust out in "let me entertain you"

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 1:22pm

When you uh



and you uh



and you uh-uh-uh

[iluvtheatertrash]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 1:29pm

You stand in front of a mirror and practice that infamous line over and OVER and *OVER* again.


...what?

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 3:33pm

You practice one hundred and fifty different ways of saying "Momma" before settling on your best sixteen.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 3:35pm

when you leave SAVED last night and immediately start singing "Some People."

[GYPSY1527]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 4:15pm

When the curtain goes down after "Everything's Coming Up Roses" and you eagerly anticipate the next time you see it agian.

[musicalmaster703]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 5:25pm

You go to "War of the Mamma Roses" and get on the stage and audition.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 5:29pm

You have fond memories of the Sam Mendes production.

[musicalmaster703]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 5:33pm

You obtain a list of all the people who played mamma rose...

With their addresses...

and their phone numbers...

and show up at their house everyday and ask them to say the infamous line and never leave until they do...

You arrive on Dateline for "stalking" a teenager who played Rose at the local high school...

You arrive in jail and start singing tunes from Gypsy non stop...

Your jail mates soon know it all by heart...

The guards hear it and contact producers...

The next new Broadway show "Rapists, Murderers, Druggies and thieves sing Gypsy"...

It beats out Phantom as the longest running Broadway show...

When you are freed you will only date people whos names are Rose, Luise, Herbie, or June...


Well than...


I'm sorry, I got carried away with a non funny thing after reading over it.

Updated On: 5/11/08 at 05:33 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 6:32pm

You eat egg rolls for breakfast.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:04pm

You steal silverware from Chinese restaurants even when you don't need any and you never stop to wonder why a Chinese restaurant would have silverware in the first place.

[sally1112]

Posted: 5/11/08 at 7:13pm

...you have the whole world on a plate!