Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
...you have eggrolls for dinner every night.
You put tomato sauce on your chow mein.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You name your new cat Amanda.
... it's all you listen on your iPod as you exercise and you remember the night you got to see it as if it was yesterday.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You cherish the Playbill that Patti kicked off the stage.
You enjoy the pictures you took while Patti was yelling at you.
you make this topic
You still go to the theater even though the show closed
Updated On: 2/3/09 at 08:20 PM
Every time you walk past 44th Street you stop to look at the Marquis.
You call your mother-in-law, say something to piss her off and get her yelling at you, then sit down, close your eyes, and pretend you are in the theatre.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You reprimand your grandchildren by calling them "bad gigilos"
You steal an ugly plaid blanket from a friend and make coats out of it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
The gardening catalogs arrive and you start planning a bed where everything will come up roses.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
When you swap out the plant beds every week so each "Rose" can have their "turn".
...Aaand, that's my contribution to that thread. G'night, folks!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
G'night Pajama Guy. Sweet dreams.
When you live in a house with 3 ducks, 5 canaries, a mouse, 2 monkeys, 6 turtles, etc. (and don’t forget the lamb puppet! And the bear, hen, fish… am I forgetting anything? lol)
The one father...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
...and me.
And me!
*aww, damn.*
Updated On: 2/2/09 at 09:22 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
So close...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
...you mop the floors with a g-string slung around your neck.
you use "Why don't you open your eyes, instead of your mouth" as a sassy come back line.
...you mop the floors with a g-string slung around your neck.
Is that what you do when you're missing Gypsy, or are you accusing CATSNYrevival of doing that?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You refer to your granddaughter's Brownie troup as "a group of professional virgins"
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