Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
That's why you stole Tessie's! You lout!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
When you make them beg for me and then don't give it them!
When you try to return, for a refund, the blond wigs you stole earlier.
you spend 15 minutes making this....
When you have to write a 5 page English paper on a lime, and you title it "Little Lime" because you think it sounds like lamb...
When you learn that you have to write and informative speech on any subject in the world and the first thing you think of stage parents and somehow tying in the story of Gypsy Rose Lee
When you name your friends car Louise because she has a beanie lamb in the window (she wanted me to name it...)
When you cry when you hear the overture start.
and i didn't even get to see it!!!!!!
You got a gimmick so you could get ahead.
Featured Actor Joined: 9/4/07
You still cry when you hear the cast recording, because you realize you will not ever be able to see and hear it performed live again. Your ipods name is Rose and it contains "coughs" of all threee Mommas and you listen to it all the time. You wear your Gypsy merch quite often, because it brings you happy memories of the show. You use at least one Gypsy quote in about every conversation. You have yet to see another show since Gypsy closed, because you know it will not live up to the perfection of the Gypsy 2008 revival.
When you thought she did it for you.
When your response to anyone who doesn't agree with you is...
"How long's it gonna take you to get used to me?"
Yikes. I think Broadway Baby 2 wins.
You buy stock in isatoners, despite the economic market.
When someone says something dumb or obnoxious, you turn to them and shout, "No eggroll!"
(I sometimes do this in real life ).
when you sit in every other broadway show taking photos just hoping that she's there somewhere waiting to have you escorted out the building just for LOVING HER!!!
legally i just did that to my brother yesterday. i was laughing and he was like ...um? lol
when you take the spoons, forks, knives, and napkins with you when leaving a restaurant
^I was just going to say that, lol.
When you eat chow-mein for breakfast.
When you have dreams about a dancing, talking cow.
When you enjoy ripping up a letter or note and throwing the pieces.
you hear someone has herpes and you think about Herbie
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
You plan your summer vacation so that it can include Dallas, LA and Tulsa.
You suddenly take great delight in threatening little kids with hat pins.
You eat a little lamb.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Your boss calls you into his office and you state simply: "Tough titty!" and walk out.
Your got yourself some red velvet curtains!
Why don't you all get yourselves a new routine?
when your at rehearsal for a show and you shout from the house "Sing Out ____" even though their volume and pitch are perfect
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