#26
Posted: 2/2/09 at 9:31pm
That's why you stole Tessie's! You lout!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
You know you're missing GYPSY when.... — Page 2
#28
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:20pm
When you make them beg for me and then don't give it them!
#29
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:25pm
When you try to return, for a refund, the blond wigs you stole earlier.
#30
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:36pm
you spend 15 minutes making this....
Herbie: "Honey, Don't you know there's a depression?"
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall
Updated On: 2/2/09 at 10:36 PM
#31
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:40pm
When you have to write a 5 page English paper on a lime, and you title it "Little Lime" because you think it sounds like lamb...
When you learn that you have to write and informative speech on any subject in the world and the first thing you think of stage parents and somehow tying in the story of Gypsy Rose Lee
When you name your friends car Louise because she has a beanie lamb in the window (she wanted me to name it...)
When you cry when you hear the overture start.
and i didn't even get to see it!!!!!!
When you learn that you have to write and informative speech on any subject in the world and the first thing you think of stage parents and somehow tying in the story of Gypsy Rose Lee
When you name your friends car Louise because she has a beanie lamb in the window (she wanted me to name it...)
When you cry when you hear the overture start.
and i didn't even get to see it!!!!!!
"I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!"-Funny Girl
#32
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:41pm
You got a gimmick so you could get ahead.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#33
Posted: 2/3/09 at 12:12am
You still cry when you hear the cast recording, because you realize you will not ever be able to see and hear it performed live again. Your ipods name is Rose and it contains "coughs" of all threee Mommas and you listen to it all the time. You wear your Gypsy merch quite often, because it brings you happy memories of the show. You use at least one Gypsy quote in about every conversation. You have yet to see another show since Gypsy closed, because you know it will not live up to the perfection of the Gypsy 2008 revival.
#34
Posted: 2/3/09 at 1:16am
When you thought she did it for you.
#35
Posted: 2/3/09 at 9:28am
When your response to anyone who doesn't agree with you is...
"How long's it gonna take you to get used to me?"
"How long's it gonna take you to get used to me?"
"Like the good Lord says . . . Ya gotta take the rough with the smooth, Baby!" Madame Rose
#36
Posted: 2/3/09 at 10:11am
Yikes. I think Broadway Baby 2 wins.
#37
Posted: 2/3/09 at 10:43am
You buy stock in isatoners, despite the economic market.
". . . POP . . ."
#38
Posted: 2/3/09 at 10:59am
When someone says something dumb or obnoxious, you turn to them and shout, "No eggroll!"
(I sometimes do this in real life
).
(I sometimes do this in real life
).
#39
Posted: 2/3/09 at 11:06am
when you sit in every other broadway show taking photos just hoping that she's there somewhere waiting to have you escorted out the building just for LOVING HER!!!
#40
Posted: 2/3/09 at 11:33am
legally i just did that to my brother yesterday. i was laughing and he was like ...um? lol
BROADWAY IMPACT!
TAKE ACTION! EQUALITY!
http://www.broadwayimpact.com/
BROADWAY IMPACT!
TAKE ACTION! EQUALITY!
http://www.broadwayimpact.com/
#41
Posted: 2/3/09 at 12:11pm
when you take the spoons, forks, knives, and napkins with you when leaving a restaurant
#42
Posted: 2/3/09 at 3:44pm
^I was just going to say that, lol.
When you eat chow-mein for breakfast.
When you have dreams about a dancing, talking cow.
When you enjoy ripping up a letter or note and throwing the pieces.
When you eat chow-mein for breakfast.
When you have dreams about a dancing, talking cow.
When you enjoy ripping up a letter or note and throwing the pieces.
#43
Posted: 2/3/09 at 4:46pm
you hear someone has herpes and you think about Herbie
Herbie: "Honey, Don't you know there's a depression?"
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall
Rose: "Of Course I know, I Watch Fox News"
-(modified)Gypsy
Broadway Schedule
December 5th- Hamilton, On Your Feet
December 19th- Noises Off, Edith Piaf Concert at Town Hall
#44
Posted: 2/3/09 at 6:57pm
You plan your summer vacation so that it can include Dallas, LA and Tulsa.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#45
Posted: 2/3/09 at 7:12pm
You suddenly take great delight in threatening little kids with hat pins.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#46
Posted: 2/3/09 at 7:50pm
You eat a little lamb.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
#47
Posted: 2/3/09 at 8:41pm
Your boss calls you into his office and you state simply: "Tough titty!" and walk out.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#48
Posted: 2/3/09 at 9:32pm
Your got yourself some red velvet curtains!
"Like the good Lord says . . . Ya gotta take the rough with the smooth, Baby!" Madame Rose
#49
Posted: 2/3/09 at 9:40pm
Why don't you all get yourselves a new routine?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#50
Posted: 2/3/09 at 9:52pm
when your at rehearsal for a show and you shout from the house "Sing Out ____" even though their volume and pitch are perfect
