I had to run before and didn't get to put all the things on the list I had in mind...
35) You are VERY careful to pronounce anything in French exactly right because you know it's more important to say it properly than anything else.
36) You're absolutely convinced that Michael Jackson has had the OBC to Gigi altered slightly and it's playing constantly at Neverland.
37) You've seen a feline in an alley and whispered, "Jellyorum" on a chance that you might hit its second name.
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You've been listening to A Chorus Line for so long that growing up you never understood why your friends laughed at the words "tits and ass" - they're just lyrics!
39) If you go on a blind date, you make sure that it's for eight o'clock.
40) You go on vacation to Italy and try to recreate the poses of every painting you see.
41) You go on a cruise and everytime someone says "Bon Voyage" you add "dear fellow"
42) You rejoice when your English teacher hands you a syllabus consisting of Huckleberry Finn, Jane Eyre, The Once and Future King, and Pygmallion.
43) Whenever someone asks you if you remember something you say either "Ah yes, I remember it well"...
44) Or "I'm sure it was you."
45) Every tree you see this time of year reminds you of broken umbrellas
46) You scan the tabloids at the supermarket, desperate for more information on what's happening with the Bat Boy
47) You went onto iTunes and downloaded a bunch of Elvis songs you never heard of before, and were disappointed when they didn't mention baby blues or loving Ed.
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You made a career choice based on a song in Working...
49) Or if your career isn't in the show you've written numerous letters to Studs Terkel, starting with complaint and ending with pleading for him to include you in the sequel.
50) You're now with me halfway through the list and know what the hell I'm talking about.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
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