I can empathize with you, AJ. YF isn't nearly the paragon of sophisticated theatre like those hit Toronto-born musicals such as...oh, wait.
Even though you're lying, did the fact that it has a "terrible score", "no real laughs", and is the "worst musical you've ever seen" really warrant its own thread, however?
Personally, while the musical certainly didn't eclipse THE PRODUCERS in any way, shape, or form, I still found YF to be a delightfully quaint creation. Honestly- what appeals to your sense of humor? What genre of musical score were you hoping for?
I've yet to see any worthwhile theatre beyond PHANTOM, LES MIZ, or MISS VIETNAM last longer than a year in Toronto. Oh, those silly Canadians...what with their bags of milk and questionable taste in fine art.
By the way, AJ, while YF's Hilton is indeed the heftiest theatre "on the street" with 1,821 seats, it can't hold a candle to the 3,759-seater in Port Authority.
...And so, there I was at the stage door for "Equus". The enthused avalanche of "Harry Potter" fans was literally pushing me into the barricades. As I was thrust face-first into Daniel Radcliffe's hat, I suddenly felt the thumb of a lanky gentleman behind me pressing firmly into my back. It was then that I realized that both of his hands had Playbills, and that both arms were outstretched in front of me...