For me, I love the show because it's about issues I can relate to: unrequitted love, finding your purpose, pursueing your dreams, how childhood barely prepares you for "the real world"...etc.
I'm also completely in love with the puppets
I'm glad you gave it a shot and didn't just bluntly say "The show sux how the [explicitive] to you freaks like it?!" But as I tell most of my friends who listen to the Q album, the first six songs introduce "the shock factor" and "Fantasies Come True" introduces the show's heart.
Although I can certainly understand your circumstances about not being able to see all the visual effects of the show, I'd highly suggest going over to the Q website and watch the video clips they have.
And try listening to the whole CD. You may surprise yourself