I got a cat when I was working on a play. The play was about widows, and I was working for one of the widow's portrayers. I named the cat after the unseen character of my boss's dead husband, Murray Moskowitz. Murray always knew he was in trouble when he was yelled at using his full first and last name.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson