Kate Monster, hands down.
I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart
I like romantic things like music and art
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have a boyfriend?
F*CK! It sucks to be me
Hell...they even got my name right (Katie/Kate)
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
Updated On: 5/24/08 at 11:24 PM