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#1

fastest song

Is there a bigger patter song than "I'm not getting married today"?

I know the Millie folks will say that Trevor's song is faster...but it's much easier since he's got paper in his hands while he's singing it.

I'd also say a lot of the Tobias stuff in Sweeney is very tricky. Any other really tricky patter (or is it padder) songs?
#2

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Your Fault~INTO THE WOODS
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#3

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"Ya Got Trouble."
#4

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trouble, you can't stop the beat, the speed test.
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#5

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Modern Major General
#6

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Which, I believe, is actually the song from which "The Speed Test" in Millie is derived.
#7

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"I know the Millie folks will say that Trevor's song is faster...but it's much easier since he's got paper in his hands while he's singing it."

I would assume that the actor playing Trevor has the words pretty well memorized to be going at that speed. Doubtful that having it on paper would be much help since one can only read so fast.

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#8

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"The Speed Test" uses the melody from "My Eyes are Fully Open" from Ruddigore, which was also interpolated into the 1981 Pirates of Penzance.

Here are a few more:

"Words Words Words" from The Witches of Eastwick
"'Erbie Fitch's Twitch" from Redhead
"Both Sides of the Coin" from The Mystery of Edwin Drood
"Vegetable Reggie" from Charlotte Sweet
"Who'll Buy?" from Lost in the Stars
"Tchaikovsky" from Lady in the Dark

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#9

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Ah yes....my mistake.
#10

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Not exactly a full song, but Dot's last few lines in 'Sunday in the Park with George' from SITPWG are extremely fast.

Aside from that (and another Sondheim), I've always been impressed with 'Please Hello' from Pacific Overtures.
#11

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What about Therapy from tick, tick... BOOM!?
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#12

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Defying Gravity
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13

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"Funny" from City of Angels
"Giants in the Sky" from Into The Woods
#14

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I second "Therapy" from TICK TICK BOOM and "I'm not getting married today" from COMPANY
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i was just going to say therapy from tick tick boom and then i saw it. trouble is also really fast
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#16

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...the gun, the gun, the gun...(This portion of 'We Both Reached for the Gun' goes so fast...16 times)
#17

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"Fast" from "Zanna, Don't!". I think the title says it all.
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#18

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speed test
ya got trouble
parts of- both reached for the gun
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you cant stop the beat
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"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
#21

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The "Museum Song" from Barnum is pretty fast, but I'll bet one of the Gilbert and Sullivan patter songs beats 'em all.
#22

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Some of these songs contain only fast parts, not necessarily present throughout the whole song:

"Mr. Goldstone" - Gypsy
"We Both Reached for the Gun" - Chicago
"The Speed Test" - Thoroughly Modern Millie
"What is Urinetown" - Urinetown
"Why Did I Listen to That Man" - Urinetown
"Cop Song" - Urinetown
"We Can Do It" - The Producers
"Mein Herr" (towards the end) - Cabaret
"Closed For Renovation" - Little Shop of Horrors
"Me and My Baby" - Chicago

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#23

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Not the whole song, but the end of King of Broadway from The Producers. If I remember, there's sixteen consecutive rhymes. I was watching a video clip of the song (a legal one) and Nathan Lane had to take a huge breath halfway through...it's a mouthful.
#24

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"we open in venice" from kiss me kate gets really fast
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#25

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*triple post*

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Updated On: 8/27/04 at 09:01 PM

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