funniest lyrics... — Page 3

"Look, I didn't want to have to tell you, but I may be coming down with hepatitus and I think I'm gonna faint, so if you wanna see me faint, I'll do it happily, but wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?"

Guess.

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"I'd say Avenue Q. I love all the lyrics to Schadenfreude."

"It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicial Mickey Mouse!"-Maureen

^Most definately...

A little Wicked...
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

Blonde!

William Finn's song "All Fall Down", in which a woman wishes that her stockbroker husband had jumped from a window after the market crash so that she could become a tragic widow, is brilliant and darkly hilarious.

They at least used the window
Credit where credit's due

Updated On: 2/26/05 at 04:50 PM