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Justice
#50re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/25/05 at 4:54pm

"Look, I didn't want to have to tell you, but I may be coming down with hepatitus and I think I'm gonna faint, so if you wanna see me faint, I'll do it happily, but wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?"

Guess.


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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InfiniteTheaterFrenzy
#51re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/25/05 at 5:25pm

A lot of William Finn's stuff...
Don't Waste the Moon from Carrie!
I <3 The Boy From...! hahahaha
And omgggg thinking about funny lyrics makes me want to see DRS AGAIN!
Oh David Yazbek, you are wonderful. re: funniest lyrics...


[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

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Marlene
#52re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:58pm

"I'd say Avenue Q. I love all the lyrics to Schadenfreude."

"It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicial Mickey Mouse!"-Maureen

^Most definately...

A little Wicked...
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

Blonde!

stylinbohemian
#53re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/26/05 at 3:26pm

La Vie Boheme from Rent

Then theres everything from Avenue Q


"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

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melissa errico fan
#54re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/26/05 at 3:54pm

William Finn's song "All Fall Down", in which a woman wishes that her stockbroker husband had jumped from a window after the market crash so that she could become a tragic widow, is brilliant and darkly hilarious.

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InfiniteTheaterFrenzy
#55re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/26/05 at 4:46pm

I loooooooove All Fall Down...


[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.

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melissa errico fan
#56re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/26/05 at 4:50pm

They at least used the window
Credit where credit's due Updated On: 2/26/05 at 04:50 PM

elphieisperky
#57re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/27/05 at 11:05am

Ave. Q-everyone's a little bit racist
Rent- Over the Mooooooon
Wicked- Unusually and exceedingly...
Wicked- Oh Bick, really?
Wicked- Blond!
Wicked-All of the La La's in Popular, especially with JLT Updated On: 2/27/05 at 11:05 AM


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