funniest lyrics...
funniest lyrics...
#0funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:14pm
'Every single time im beaten by a whore. I go to court to even up the score'
Amour
#1re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:15pm
and we have some shepard's pie peppered with actual shepard on top
from A Little Priest from SWEENEY TODD
"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."
#2re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:16pmALL of 'A Little Priest'
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#3re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:23pm
'except your sitting there eating your corn-beef sandwhich. And all of a sudden this pare of breasts walks by and smiles at you and your like....that's not fair'!
- 5 years
Updated On: 2/20/05 at 02:23 PM
Swiftynifty15
Broadway Star Joined: 9/18/04
Swiftynifty15
Broadway Star Joined: 9/18/04
#6re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:39pm
You're a literary great
Who should've won a Pulitzer Prize
I would never cannibalize
Or impair
A single hair
Of your amazing opus
Still a lot of scribblers
Soon discover what they write for the screen
Isn't really right for the screen
So I intervene.
etc.
"The Buddy System", lyrics by David Zippel
City of Angels
Faced with these Loreleis, what man can moralize!
#7re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:46pmurinetown and avenue q have the best lyrics. they are my top 2 favorites.
#8re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 2:47pm
Delihah: If you want me
to hold you dear
Stop talking bullsh*t
In my ear.
Sampson: Cuz love is all!
Delihah: Oh no it ain't!
~Apples
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#9re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 3:13pmI'd say Avenue Q. I love all the lyrics to Schadenfreude.
shines
Understudy Joined: 2/1/05
#11re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:36pm
Some of The Producer's songs have pretty funny lyrics.
Like King of Broadway, Along Came Bialy, and Keep it Gay
whatyouown223
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/4/05
#13re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:38pm
"It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil pushed over a cliff by a suicial Mickey Mouse!"-Maureen
#14re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:39pm
My current favorite is:
"The Bush's from Tex
were nervous wrecks
because their son was dim --
but look what happened to him!"
From Dirty Rotton Scoundrels - it's hilarious.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson
#15re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:44pmThe lyrics to "It's a Fish" from THE APPLE TREE are hilarious.
#16re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:48pmmost of Urinetown, City of Angels, The Full Monty, Dirty Rotten Scoundels, a lot of select Sondheim....
[title of show] on Broadway. it's time. believe.
#17re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:54pmYeah, "Oklahoma?" from DRS is hilarious. Too bad Sara doesn't have too much to do after that.
#18re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:58pm
SWEENEY TODD
Sweeney: I prefer General.
Lovett: With or without his privates?
----
THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
La, but someone has to strike a pose
And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes!
And that is why the Lord created men!
#19re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 5:05pm
THE FROGS
DIONYSIS: Have you ever been in love.
XANTHIAS: Once, but it didn't last. She was having an affair with a centaur. You know, half-man, half-horse. How do you compete with that?
#20re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:34pmanything from ave q!!! And the bush quote from DRS.
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#21re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:42pm'Shall kith not kill their kin for me.' - Camelot.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
ReNtHeAd04
Featured Actor Joined: 10/11/04
#22re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 10:21pm"they say that i have the best ass below 14th street..is it true? WHAT? you're starin again- OH NO I MEAN YOU DO HAVE A NICE..I MEAN"..- rent
"maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away" -sex and the city
#23re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/20/05 at 10:43pm
"It's queer, Mr. Marvin-- sorry! It's STRANGE, Mr. Marvin..."
-- March of the Falsettos
#25re: funniest lyrics...
Posted: 2/21/05 at 1:15am
"Love..." Christmas Eve
"Love..." Kate Monster
"And hate..." Christmas Eve
"And hate..." Kate Monster
"They like two brothers..." Christmas Eve
"Brothers..." Kate Monster
"Who go on a date" Christmas Eve
"Who...what?" Kate Monster
Avenue Q kicks a$$
:-P
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