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#26

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"Love..." Christmas Eve
"Love..." Kate Monster
"And hate..." Christmas Eve
"And hate..." Kate Monster
"They like two brothers..." Christmas Eve
"Brothers..." Kate Monster
"Who go on a date" Christmas Eve
"Who...what?" Kate Monster

Avenue Q kicks a$$
:-P
A most ingenious paradox.
#27

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"CELL BLOCK TANGO" from CHICAGO - hilarious!!

"IT SUCKS TO BE ME" from AVENUE Q

#28

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Definitely all of Q. 'A Little Priest' is such a clever and funny song too....


"I am unfinished- I am diminished With or without you..."
#29

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Definitely all of Q. 'A Little Priest' is such a clever and funny song too....


"I am unfinished- I am diminished With or without you..."
#30

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MAUREEN: Over the Moon. Over the Moon. Over the Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo with me

MAN: Moooo

MAUREEN: Come on sir! Moo with me!

(Audience mooing)

MAUREEN: Moo! MOO! MOOOOO! MOOOOOOOO!

~RENT, Over the Moon~

Oh Ya! And...

MAUREEN: Not in my backyard utensils. Go back to China!
#31

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Millie-(in referance to Tom Sawyer) Was he sexy?
Trevor- He was a child!

Oh man..i think i was the only one in the theatre who truly appreciated that line.
"Gimme Gimme That Thing Called Love"
#32

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"F*** you lady that's what stairs are for."
#33

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"I know Seymour's the greatest, but I'm dating a semi-sadist"

- Little Shop

(great line)
#34

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kill the pig pig pig
kill the pig
make him bleed
get the blood
that's all we need
OUT FOR BLOOD!
#35

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nessa,nessa,i've got something to confess-a

need i say more?

"He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals" -Benjamin Franklin
#36

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Funniest lyrics: Cole Porter's Let's Not Talk About Love from Let's Face It (1941).

Miriam
Every movement has a meaning--but what the hell does it mean!
#37

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GARY: Now there was a fine, upstanding black man!
PRINCETON: Who?
GARY: Jesus Christ.
KATE: But Gary... Jesus was white.
GARY: No, Jesus was black.
KATE: No, Jesus was white.
GARY: I'm pretty sure Jesus was black!
PRINCETON: Guys, guys... Jesus was JEWISH!

So fcking hilarious.

"Learn how to laugh. Learn how to love. Learn how to live. That's my style." -Follies
#38

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everyone's a little bit racist... without a doubt.
"honestly, the day i got Rent was one of my best memories. i remeber jumping down the street and laughing and smiling. really felt on top of the world. yeah, way beter than my divorce." -cary shields
#39

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"I'd rather be the second or the third or the fourth or the fifth or the sixth or the seventh instead of the first lady of the land!" - Irving Berlin, Mr. President

Updated On: 2/22/05 at 02:17 PM

#40

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hilarious, It's A Fish from THE APPLE TREE? glad you enjoy it so much.
"Blow out the candles Robert and make a wish. Want something, want SOMETHING."
#41

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"When you help other's. You cant help helping yourself".

- Q
#42

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"And I wont leave you swinging there. Twitching like a fish while you claw the air, i'll grab your feet and pal of mine i'll pull real hard and SNAP...

your spinal chord"

- The Full Monty

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:20 AM

#43

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TALL AND SLENDER, LIKE AN APOLLO,
HE GOES WALKING BY, AND I HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM,
THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")


WHEN WE MEET, I FEEL I'M ON FIRE
AND I'M BREATHLESS EVERYTIME I ENQUIRE,
"HOW ARE THINGS IN TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ." ("crooth")


WHY, WHEN I SPEAK, DOES HE VANISH?
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO.
WHY IS HE ACTING SO CLANNISH?
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO.
I WISH I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH.
WHEN I TELL HIM I THINK HE'S THE END,
HE GIGGLES A LOT WITH HIS FRIEND.


TALL AND SLENDER, MOVES LIKE A DANCER,
BUT I NEVER SEEM TO GET ANY ANSWER
FROM THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")
I GOT THE BLUETH.


WHY ARE HIS TROUSERS VERMILLION?
HIS TROUSERS ARE VERMILLION.
WHY DOES HE CLAIM HE'S CASTILIAN?
HE THAYTH THAT HE'TH CATHTILIAN.
WHY DO HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM LILLIAN?
AND I HEAR AT THE END OF THE WEEK
HE'S LEAVING TO START A BOUTIQUE.


THOUGHT I SMILE, I'M ONLY PRETENDING
'CAUSE I KNOW TODAY'S THE LAST I'LL BE SPENDING
WITH THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")


TOMORROW HE SAILS.
HE'S MOVING TO WALES,
TO LIVE IN LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYR NDROBULLLLANDYSILIOGOGOGOCH

- The Mad Show

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 06:15 AM

#44

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"Her name is Alberta
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother and
*sucks* like a hoover ::Rod Laugh::"
.
.
.
"So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean, Vancouver!
Sh*t, her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver"

I love the Q
And the other thing about the Phantom Lady was, Bert, she realized, in the city that never sleeps... What did she realize, Kitten? That all the songs she'd listened to, all the love songs, that they were only songs. What's wrong with that? Nothing, if you don't believe in them. But she did, you see. She believed in enchanted evenings, and she believed that a small cloud passed overhead and cried down on a flower bed, and she even believed there was breakfast to be had... Where? On Pluto. The mysterious, icy wastes of Pluto.
#45

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"Side effects may include: Nausea,headaches, Detireration of taste and style?"

Zanna Don't!

I also love the 'my sister is a receptionist' bit from New Brain!
#46

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"Magic can happen anywhere. I knew this guy at camp who ate his t-shirt on a dare. My hotel gives away free shampoo. Nothing is too wonderful to be true." -DRS
"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL
#47

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I Love Q and A Little Priest and Agony are brilliance. I know it's kidna an oldie, but for it's time, Adelaide's Lament is pretty hilarious. I also love Shiksa Goddess.
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on." - from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#48

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"We'll be fine! Thank you. See ya!"
"Hope you don't get gonorrhea!"

Brilliant. re: funniest lyrics...
Word. Word, indeed.
#49

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That's my favorite in the whole show, BB.
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on." - from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#50

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The rhythm of that line and another line that has already been quoted on this thread are COMIC GOLD! The other is "**** you lady that's what stairs are for!" and it's made even more perfect by Natalie's hilarious raspy psychotic laugh that she does.

Another fave is:
"There is life outside your apartment.
There's a pigeon squashed on the street.......ew."

The timing is perfect. re: funniest lyrics...
Word. Word, indeed.

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