funniest lyrics...- Page 2

[oxdreaminxo]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 1:15am

"Love..." Christmas Eve
"Love..." Kate Monster
"And hate..." Christmas Eve
"And hate..." Kate Monster
"They like two brothers..." Christmas Eve
"Brothers..." Kate Monster
"Who go on a date" Christmas Eve
"Who...what?" Kate Monster

Avenue Q kicks a$$
:-P

[Sant]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 7:04am

"CELL BLOCK TANGO" from CHICAGO - hilarious!!

"IT SUCKS TO BE ME" from AVENUE Q

[seasons of love]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:42am

Definitely all of Q. 'A Little Priest' is such a clever and funny song too....

[seasons of love]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:42am

Definitely all of Q. 'A Little Priest' is such a clever and funny song too....

[CrAzIaBoUtReNt]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:52am

MAUREEN: Over the Moon. Over the Moon. Over the Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo with me

MAN: Moooo

MAUREEN: Come on sir! Moo with me!

(Audience mooing)

MAUREEN: Moo! MOO! MOOOOO! MOOOOOOOO!

~RENT, Over the Moon~

Oh Ya! And...

MAUREEN: Not in my backyard utensils. Go back to China!

[BrdwayBaby]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 10:58am

Millie-(in referance to Tom Sawyer) Was he sexy?
Trevor- He was a child!

Oh man..i think i was the only one in the theatre who truly appreciated that line.

[Jamie Hat]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 11:06am

"F*** you lady that's what stairs are for."

[scotty]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 7:43am

"I know Seymour's the greatest, but I'm dating a semi-sadist"

- Little Shop

(great line)

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:23am

kill the pig pig pig
kill the pig
make him bleed
get the blood
that's all we need
OUT FOR BLOOD!

[bwaybaby891]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:35am

nessa,nessa,i've got something to confess-a

need i say more?

[onceadancer2]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 10:51am

Funniest lyrics: Cole Porter's Let's Not Talk About Love from Let's Face It (1941).

Miriam

[UptownGirl]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 10:58am

GARY: Now there was a fine, upstanding black man!
PRINCETON: Who?
GARY: Jesus Christ.
KATE: But Gary... Jesus was white.
GARY: No, Jesus was black.
KATE: No, Jesus was white.
GARY: I'm pretty sure Jesus was black!
PRINCETON: Guys, guys... Jesus was JEWISH!

So fcking hilarious.

[i love adam p]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 1:24pm

everyone's a little bit racist... without a doubt.

[WithoutATrace]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 2:17pm

"I'd rather be the second or the third or the fourth or the fifth or the sixth or the seventh instead of the first lady of the land!" - Irving Berlin, Mr. President Updated On: 2/22/05 at 02:17 PM

[WISHIHADATONY]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 2:32pm

hilarious, It's A Fish from THE APPLE TREE? glad you enjoy it so much.

[scotty]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 2:45am

"When you help other's. You cant help helping yourself".

- Q

[coalhouse]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:20am

"And I wont leave you swinging there. Twitching like a fish while you claw the air, i'll grab your feet and pal of mine i'll pull real hard and SNAP...

your spinal chord"

- The Full Monty Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:20 AM

[scotty]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 6:15am

TALL AND SLENDER, LIKE AN APOLLO,
HE GOES WALKING BY, AND I HAVE TO FOLLOW HIM,
THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")


WHEN WE MEET, I FEEL I'M ON FIRE
AND I'M BREATHLESS EVERYTIME I ENQUIRE,
"HOW ARE THINGS IN TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ." ("crooth")


WHY, WHEN I SPEAK, DOES HE VANISH?
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO.
WHY IS HE ACTING SO CLANNISH?
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO.
I WISH I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH.
WHEN I TELL HIM I THINK HE'S THE END,
HE GIGGLES A LOT WITH HIS FRIEND.


TALL AND SLENDER, MOVES LIKE A DANCER,
BUT I NEVER SEEM TO GET ANY ANSWER
FROM THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")
I GOT THE BLUETH.


WHY ARE HIS TROUSERS VERMILLION?
HIS TROUSERS ARE VERMILLION.
WHY DOES HE CLAIM HE'S CASTILIAN?
HE THAYTH THAT HE'TH CATHTILIAN.
WHY DO HIS FRIENDS CALL HIM LILLIAN?
AND I HEAR AT THE END OF THE WEEK
HE'S LEAVING TO START A BOUTIQUE.


THOUGHT I SMILE, I'M ONLY PRETENDING
'CAUSE I KNOW TODAY'S THE LAST I'LL BE SPENDING
WITH THE BOY FROM TACAREMBO LA TUMBE DEL FUEGO SANTA MALIPAS ZATATECAS LA JUNTA DEL SOL Y CRUZ. ("crooth")


TOMORROW HE SAILS.
HE'S MOVING TO WALES,
TO LIVE IN LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYR NDROBULLLLANDYSILIOGOGOGOCH

- The Mad Show
Updated On: 2/25/05 at 06:15 AM

[GirlforTartaglia]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 10:02am

"Her name is Alberta
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother and
*sucks* like a hoover ::Rod Laugh::"
.
.
.
"So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean, Vancouver!
Sh*t, her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver"

I love the Q

[Jwaa]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:31pm

"Side effects may include: Nausea,headaches, Detireration of taste and style?"

Zanna Don't!

I also love the 'my sister is a receptionist' bit from New Brain!

[Chrysanthemum62001]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:30pm

"Magic can happen anywhere. I knew this guy at camp who ate his t-shirt on a dare. My hotel gives away free shampoo. Nothing is too wonderful to be true." -DRS

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 4:20pm

I Love Q and A Little Priest and Agony are brilliance. I know it's kidna an oldie, but for it's time, Adelaide's Lament is pretty hilarious. I also love Shiksa Goddess.

[B.B. Wolf]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 4:40pm

"We'll be fine! Thank you. See ya!"
"Hope you don't get gonorrhea!"

Brilliant.

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 4:44pm

That's my favorite in the whole show, BB.

[B.B. Wolf]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 4:49pm

The rhythm of that line and another line that has already been quoted on this thread are COMIC GOLD! The other is "**** you lady that's what stairs are for!" and it's made even more perfect by Natalie's hilarious raspy psychotic laugh that she does.

Another fave is:
"There is life outside your apartment.
There's a pigeon squashed on the street.......ew."

The timing is perfect.