Sorry if this is vulgar, but did anyone notice that.....
can·di·da n.
Any of the yeastlike imperfect fungi of the genus Candida that are normally present on the skin and in the mucous membranes of the mouth, intestinal tract, and v*gina, and that may become pathogenic, especially C. albicans, the causative agent of thrush.
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