jake gyllenhaal stage door

#1

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:01pm

just a heads up for those seeing Jake. He will not sign before a show at all. He will only sign 1 thing if he is in the mood. The guy who works the door is a real DBag and will actually look to see what pics you are asking to sign. Jake apparently will not sign anything from Prince of Persia.

#2

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:06pm

Is he still signing after?

#3

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:07pm

one item only and pics if he is in the mood. Mat. touch and go for coming out

#4

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:08pm

Seriously? He'll take pics with people?

I'd cry. I'm crying now just thinking about it.

#5

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:11pm

You'll put the "touch" in "touch and go"

#6

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:12pm

if you get him at the right time yes Depends on mood it seems He is honestly not very engaging

#7

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:15pm

He can't be any worse than Matthew Broderick.

#8

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:19pm

But what if he's just as bad?

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#9

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:26pm

Why would you say that to me?

#10

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:31pm

I mean, I hope he's not!

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#11

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:32pm

You cut me, sir.

#12

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:41pm

Based on the reception the play is getting I don't expect him to be in a very good mood for the duration.

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Updated On: 9/6/12 at 02:41 PM

#13

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:45pm

When the hell does it actually open, anyway?

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#14

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:51pm

Sometime in the future, I'd imagine.

#15

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:55pm

I'd put him in the same category as Broderick with a pit bull door guard helping him out

#16

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:56pm

Sept 20

#17

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 2:57pm

I'll bring him flowers. People always smile when presented with 10 dozen roses.

#18

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:09pm

That may totally scare him And will def get the pit bulls attention - he's not a pleasant guy at all

I'll bring him flowers. People always smile when presented with 10 dozen roses.

#19

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:14pm

You tell Jordan it'll scare him and then say you're going to do the exact same thing?

I'm sorry, ryantbo, but your plan to steal this idea is totally transparent.

Anyway, that would totally scare him.

I'll bring him flowers. People always smile when presented with 10 dozen roses.

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Updated On: 9/6/12 at 03:14 PM

#20

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:22pm

"30 flowers? Not bad."

#21

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:28pm

"30 flowers? Not bad."

- Jake Gyllenhaal

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#22

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:30pm

No I was quoting his comment No way would do

#23

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:31pm

if you notice the wording was exactly what Jordan said Didnt see a way to quote him so I copied and pasted

#24

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:32pm

Oh no just kidding I know what You wouldn't

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#25

jake gyllenhaal stage door

Posted: 9/6/12 at 3:33pm

Judging from what I've heard so far (no, I haven't seen it yet), he probably knows he's stuck in a dog of a show, is unhappy with the part, worried about what kind of effect it will have on his career (probably none)and wishes he hadn't gotten involved in the first place. He's no dope and probably the last thing he wants to hear is how much his fawning fans think he/it was wonderful, etc., etc. when he knows it ain't so.

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